|
Off Topic Off Topic - General non-Corvette related discussion. |
|
Share | Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
09-22-2020, 12:44pm | #1 | ||||||
Latin American Goat Roper
Barn Stall Owner #101 Bantayan Kids '13
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Orange Park Florida
Posts: 60,718
Thanks: 32,900
Thanked 11,562 Times in 5,702 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $1138393
|
a typical FLORIDUH gal......
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”. The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. The moral of the story? If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable. |
||||||
09-22-2020, 12:54pm | #2 | ||||||
Barn Stall Owner #113
Bantayan Kids '14
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Here to make friends
Posts: 85,164
Thanks: 73,451
Thanked 17,014 Times in 6,939 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $306898
|
|
||||||
09-22-2020, 2:09pm | #3 | ||||||
Barn Stall Owner #103
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: North Cackalaky
Posts: 25,524
Thanks: 11,890
Thanked 31,439 Times in 10,898 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $108939
|
...
|
||||||
09-22-2020, 2:33pm | #4 | ||||||
A Real Barner
Join Date: Dec 2019
Location: Matthews, NC
Posts: 17,093
Thanks: 6,248
Thanked 21,822 Times in 9,165 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $311064
|
|
||||||
09-22-2020, 8:33pm | #5 | ||||||
Barn Raising II,III
NCM Supporter '13 Bantayan Kids '17
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: I could never live there.
Posts: 339,934
Thanks: 200,281
Thanked 30,508 Times in 14,293 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $108033784
|
True story. Happened to Gene's wife.
|
||||||
The Following User Says Thank You to snide For This Useful Post: |
|
|
Support the Barn: |
Download the Mobile App; |
Follow us on Facebook: |
||