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Old 09-27-2011, 7:43pm   #1
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Default Got fired from work a couple years ago...

Now I'm in the middle of a law suit.
They fired me cause apparently I gained too much weight and the belt couldn't fit anymore.
I told them bullshit, it's those pesky European manufacturers making these seatbelts smaller, like they and everyone else has with clothing.
I used to wear an x-large t-shirt and now I have to buy 3xl.

Anyway I hope you guys and Omega man will support me.
I'ts not easy being big boned.

I don't see a problem. Do you?

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Old 09-27-2011, 7:45pm   #2
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smile. You've got your own boobage to enjoy!
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Old 09-27-2011, 7:46pm   #3
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Just one question, do you eat fried chicken and gravy three times a day?
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Old 09-27-2011, 7:49pm   #5
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Old 09-27-2011, 7:52pm   #6
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Now I'm in the middle of a law suit.
They fired me cause apparently I gained too much weight and the belt couldn't fit anymore.
I told them bullshit, it's those pesky European manufacturers making these seatbelts smaller, like they and everyone else has with clothing.
I used to wear an x-large t-shirt and now I have to buy 3xl.

Anyway I hope you guys and Omega man will support me.
I'ts not easy being big boned.

I don't see a problem. Do you?

You can't see your dick when you pee, and have short arms to wipe your azz.
Beyond that... I see no problem.
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Old 09-27-2011, 8:00pm   #9
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Old 09-27-2011, 8:06pm   #11
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Old 09-27-2011, 8:10pm   #12
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Oh Baby you got it goin on and on and on and on and on and on................
At least you can play with your manboobs since you won't be able to play with anything else but look on the bright side--- at least you won't go blind.
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Old 09-27-2011, 8:54pm   #13
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You can't see your dick when you pee, and have short arms to wipe your azz.
Beyond that... I see no problem.
Kinda like a T-Rex
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Old 09-27-2011, 9:03pm   #14
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I think you need a bigger Bobcat
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