Democratic Party Convention Schedule

[Norm]

Democratic Party Convention Schedule



Saturday, 27 August 2016, Philadelphia, PA

11:30 AM

Free lunch, medical marijuana and bus ride to the Convention.

Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

2:30 PM

Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

4:00 PM

Opening Ceremony:
Flag Burning Sponsored by CNN

4:15 PM

Address on "Being the Real You"

by Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP,
and the always stunning Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM

"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke"

Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM

“How to have a successful career without ever having a job and still avoid paying taxes!”

A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM

Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bowe Bergdahl
by representatives of the Ferguson, MO and Baltimore, MD looters

5:30 PM

Autograph Session by Invitation only
Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

5:45 PM

Tribute to all 57 States and approval of the newly designed U.S. flag lapel pin

by Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi with an introduction by the President

6:00 PM

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters and on the use of the PC-correct terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"

7:30 PM

Announcement of VP Nominee

Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal when they realize that Hillary got him killed in Benghazi

8:30 PM

The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting

General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM

“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO

by Michael Moore

9:45 PM

Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"

by Hillary Clinton (with an introductory lecture by the President)

10:00 PM

Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.

10:30 PM

Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.

11:00 PM

Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"

Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM

Official Nomination of Hillary Clinton

by Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

[tommyboat64]

dang funny !