The Idiot-In-Chief will address the Nation tonight...

[lspencer534]

The White House press secretary announced that President Obama would address the nation on the broad threat of terrorism, while providing updates on “the ongoing investigation into the tragic attack in San Bernardino.”

Of course, the question now is, what he will say? I can’t help but read into the above words, “broad threat of terrorism” — which can’t help but prompt in my mind the question of: by “broad,” does the White House mean anything-but-Islamic terrorism?

Will he utter *those* words tomorrow night? Anyone want to place bets on what he will say?

Here's what I would hope he'd say:

1. Our terrorism is, in fact, being caused by Islamic terrorists.

2. The risk of terrorists being among the Syrian "refugees" I want to bring to this Country is too great, and I no longer want them to come here. 35 States are adamantly opposed to admitting them, and the other 15 states are either delusional or the dumbest sons-of-bitches on Earth.

3. The violence is our Country will not be stopped by calls for more gun control. It will be stopped only by eradicating terorists.

4. Mass shootings under my Administration have sky-rocketed. Here's what it looks like on a chart:


[From this database: ]Politics | Mother Jones

This large number is caused by: (a) Allowing record numbers of aliens into this Country whose terrorist affiliations cannot or have not been checked, (b) allowing other aliens into this Country who will never be loyal to this Country and who view it as only a place to get welfare for free and who were allowed here to vote Democratic, and (c) the stoking of racism in America by me and my Administration. Only idiots like me and the media could believe that the Police are the enemy.

[DAB]

my guess: 20 minutes of desk pounding about more gun control. And how the attacker isn't responsible for his actions.

Basically bullshit.

[VITE1]

Mass shooting rates have remained the same since the early 80's. The left has changed the deffinition recntly. Before 1980 the rates were significantly lower while access to firearms was significantly easier.

We have a mental health issue in this country that has driven these events. (San Bernardino is an exception ). Until we get serious about getting violent mentally ill into treatment we will have this issue no matter what we do about guns.

[island14]

I'm pretty sure that he is going to announce that he is bringing Trump to the white house to act as his chief adviser until Donald is officially elected President next year, giving him a head start, and they will work together to fix all of the problems.

[Jeff '79]

Originally Posted by island14

I'm pretty sure that he is going to announce that he is bringing Trump to the white house to act as his chief adviser until Donald is officially elected President next year, giving him a head start, and they will work together to fix all of the problems.

[Strats-N-Vettes]

I think he is going to announce strict policies, laws, and reform on plumbing since these last terrorists had pipe bombs.

[island14]

Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

I think he is going to announce strict policies, laws, and reform on plumbing since these last terrorists had pipe bombs.

And don't forget the tools.. they said in the news those last guys had hundreds of tools that could be used to build pipe bombs.

All pipe wrench purchases should require stringent back ground checks.


I really wonder what tools they needed a hundred of to build anything with pipe..

Or why they thought that part was important enough to mention in the story..

[DAB]

Originally Posted by island14

I'm pretty sure that he is going to announce that he is bringing Trump to the white house to act as his chief adviser until Donald is officially elected President next year, giving him a head start, and they will work together to fix all of the problems.

good batch of Rhum tonight?

[69camfrk]

I can't watch that idiot without getting furious. He is full of more crap than a Christmas turkey...

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by 69camfrk

I can't watch that idiot without getting furious. He is full of more crap than a Christmas turkey...

Really? Don't you, you know, clean it out before you serve it? I like to hit mine. Just once, in front of the fam.

[Strats-N-Vettes]

Originally Posted by island14

And don't forget the tools.. they said in the news those last guys had hundreds of tools that could be used to build pipe bombs.

All pipe wrench purchases should require stringent back ground checks.


I really wonder what tools they needed a hundred of to build anything with pipe..

Or why they thought that part was important enough to mention in the story..

Guess I'll need ID to purchase Teflon tape.....

[VITE1]

Whenever President obama comes on the news or gives a speech I love it. I put it on all the TV's in the use. open all the windows and doors. And the Bullshit he spouts fertilizes my lawn.

[NCC-1701]

Originally Posted by lspencer534

The White House press secretary announced that President Obama would address the nation on the broad threat of terrorism, while providing updates on “the ongoing investigation into the tragic attack in San Bernardino.”

Of course, the question now is, what he will say? I can’t help but read into the above words, “broad threat of terrorism” — which can’t help but prompt in my mind the question of: by “broad,” does the White House mean anything-but-Islamic terrorism?

Will he utter *those* words tomorrow night? Anyone want to place bets on what he will say?

Here's what I would hope he'd say:

1. Our terrorism is, in fact, being caused by Islamic terrorists.

2. The risk of terrorists being among the Syrian "refugees" I want to bring to this Country is too great, and I no longer want them to come here. 35 States are adamantly opposed to admitting them, and the other 15 states are either delusional or the dumbest sons-of-bitches on Earth.

3. The violence is our Country will not be stopped by calls for more gun control. It will be stopped only by eradicating terorists.

4. Mass shootings under my Administration have sky-rocketed. Here's what it looks like on a chart:


[From this database: ]Politics | Mother Jones

This large number is caused by: (a) Allowing record numbers of aliens into this Country whose terrorist affiliations cannot or have not been checked, (b) allowing other aliens into this Country who will never be loyal to this Country and who view it as only a place to get welfare for free and who were allowed here to vote Democratic, and (c) the stoking of racism in America by me and my Administration. Only idiots like me and the media could believe that the Police are the enemy.

Have you been drinking again..

You have a better chance of seeing Bigfoot as to hear him say those words. All the PIECE OF Sh!t wants to do is party, vacation and support black thugs. He is a true Piece Of Sh!t.

Oh and a racist.

[boracayjohnny]

Obama will have a guest, Kerry. The 20 minute sing-a-long will start immediately:

Give Peace A Chance
Better Red Than Dead
I Bend For All The Left Reasons
Bow To My Handlers
Anal Fissures Make Me Happy

[Strats-N-Vettes]

Originally Posted by NCC-1701

All the PIECE OF Sh!t wants to do is party, vacation and support black thugs. He is a true Piece Of Sh!t.

Oh and a racist.

[Bill]

Part of his address has already been leaked. You read it here first, folks.

“War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.”

Barack H. Obama, 2015

[The Cripp]

I'll be watching.

...comedic relief.

[Jeff '79]

My rendition of tonight's speach?

[StaticCling]

[ApexOversteer]

What time is this supposed to happen?

Bastard better not pre-empt Quantico... roommate will throw a hissy...