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My stories of dealing with stupid people.
As most of you know I work at Advance auto parts in Thibodoux ,Louisiana and in the past couple of weeks I have been noticing a trend of stupid that is alarming. Here are a couple of examples. I figure VBOT would enjoy this.
1. Customer calls for struts in his/her (could not tell if it was a man or a woman) for a 2003 Nissan Altima. Me: What motor does your altima have in it? He/she: The regular one. Me: The regular one huh? like a v8 right? He/she: yeah what ever the regular one is. 2. Customer number 2 calls and says he has a 1998 dodge ram 1500 that has the 318 v8 in it. Says that it wont start, what could cause this. Me: Well are you getting fuel to the motor and if so are you getting spark from the coil pack. customer 2: yeha its getting fire, I ran a wire straight to the battery. It had better be getting juice. Me: Sir that is not a good idea.Do you know any good mechanics? Customer number 3 came in yesterday to buy transmission fluid in for his 1991 f150 Now another guy in the store was ringing him up and he looks at me and asks. Customer 3: hey does transmission oil float on water? Me: yes sir it is a petroleum based product so it will float on water. Customer 3: So all I have to do is drain my transmission of all the water and it will run fine? Me:No sir, you should flush the entire transmission. Customer 3: yeah but I dont have that kind of money, Im just going to drain it and add 2 quarts and it should be good. Me: sure why not. Now this last guy, this guy takes the cake as far as stupid goes. I honestly have never had a question like this in my entire life. Customer 4: I need an upper radiator hose for my 2003 dodge durango. Me: ok I have it in stock for 19.xx. Customer 4: can you describe it to me? Me: describe it? Customer 4 : yeah can you tell me what it looks like. Me: well its black.... Customer 4: well I know its black, but what does it look like. Me: well it kinda looks like a water park slide at an amusement park.It starts off at about a 65 degree angle then swings hard right for 3 inches , then the bottom falls out of it and then it evens out as it gets toward the bottom. Customer 4: idk that doesnt sound right.... Me: well if i flip it around it goes straight for about 4 inches, then turns hard left for about 2 inches, and it almost goes vertical for 3 inches. Customer 4: man that sounds like it! ... ill be in tomorrow to get it. It was like describing sunshine to Hellen Keller. |
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Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy. |
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Helen Keller's parents used to rearrange the living room furniture when she was bad.
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I could write a book...
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Did you know Helen Kellers dog committed suicide?
You would too if your name was, Nurghhsaffflllblummaga |
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"Me: sure why not. "
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Joebuck calling other people stupid. That's funny right there!
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It's called life......stupid people are everywhere. I figure 80% of the population lacks common logic/critical thinking skills, maybe more.
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Again, we need stupid people to keep the others entertained.
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Yea ,all the stupid people got together and voted for Obama.
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I hate dealing with people that don't have a clue. Nothing frustrates me more than trying to have a conversation with people who don't have a sniff as to wtf I'm talking about.
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