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Old 01-06-2020, 6:33pm   #1
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Old 01-06-2020, 6:37pm   #2
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I know a few "dicks" that would fit that job opportunity

BTW - Where is Porter?
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Maddy would be great for that, since he's the biggest weiner here!
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1. Get hired as a driver

2. Ask random women "Want to see my big weiner?"
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Graduating college seniors only.
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Old 01-06-2020, 9:11pm   #6
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Graduating college seniors only.
Leaves Porter out.... he only got pass 3rd grade
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BTW - Where is Porter?
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Old 01-07-2020, 6:25am   #8
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I hope they find better drivers!



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People can be very reckless with their wiener. You can't push them the wrong way or you'll end up in the dirt. Driving one can be hairy. Every now and then you see some nuts slamming one in to a tunnel or bridgework.
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Most of you ****ers would ride on top of it instead of in it...

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