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Old 10-23-2020, 5:46pm   #45101
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First day or so I'm sure are the worst Ben, you'll be back to your old self soon.
Want me come over aggrevate ya and poke ya with a stick or something?
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Stomach muscles hurt.
Both groins hurt and are black.
Have a cath and piss bag.
Lot of irritation when I urinate.
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OK, my friend makes high end custom cakes.


She made one I think you all would really appreciate. She even rigged the "boob" to be able to drink Patron from.


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Wadimiss. Had to send my 4 yr old girlfriend home


She was drawing pics of new house

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Draws better than Porter paints
Budding architect!

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She's adorable.
Have any missed calls?

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Correct.

Stomach muscles hurt.
Both groins hurt and are black.
Have a cath and piss bag.
Lot of irritation when I urinate.
Well remember Jimmie sad he would be glad to come snap your pee pee with a rubber band! That would take your mind off the other pain for little while!
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Ne quittez pas votre travail de jour.
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Old 10-23-2020, 6:02pm   #45105
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Evening drunks, hope everyone is having a good evening.

Hey rikkittes.. Howd the preop go for Blondie?
Pre-op went well, left knee replacement [email protected] 8:30 am. Gotta be there @ 6:30 am.


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Wadimiss. Had to send my 4 yr old girlfriend home


She was drawing pics of new house

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Draws better than Porter paints
What a Sweetie Mike.

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Correct.

Stomach muscles hurt.
Both groins hurt and are black.
Have a cath and piss bag.
Lot of irritation when I urinate.
Prayers sent for you Uncle Ben

Zup y'all's? Hope y'all are healthy and blessed. I don't know WTF to expect, but I'm ready.

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Old 10-23-2020, 6:10pm   #45106
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Pre-op went well, left knee replacement [email protected] 8:30 am. Gotta be there @ 6:30 am. :
Where’s it being done? Are they allowing spouses to visit in hospital rooms yet?
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I have one more joke you want to hear it?









Enough of your shit.

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Where’s it being done? Are they allowing spouses to visit in hospital rooms yet?
Beides being a homo, you're a nosy homo too!
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Have any missed calls?




Sorry, working from home today, was on a call.






Forgive me?



Pleeeeeeaze?
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Sorry, working from home today, was on a call.






Forgive me?



Pleeeeeeaze?
Not sounding sincere enough!
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Not sounding sincere enough!
Insert leg humping gif <here>
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OldBen - Heart
Blondie - Knee
Donnie - Neck
Candie - Back
RodNok - Old and Grumpy
aDog - Sick
Phred - Scared
Porter - Re-assignment surgery
Snide - Leg
Garf - Short
me - heart
Steeb - Blows up or shoots rocks
Snik - All of above
Bot - Stomach
Dude - Ankle
Lurkers - Butthurt
Rickki- Cheddartitist.
Buzz -Pullorum Disease. (Chicken diarreha)

others?
Venous ulcer.
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great costume
Those nasty bitches aren't wearing shoes.
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I got the runs
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Where’s it being done? Are they allowing spouses to visit in hospital rooms yet?
Shands, they offered me a cot to sleep in the room with her.
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I got the runs
Well, at least it'll flush easily enough.


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Enough of your shit.

I love that Gif!!!
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Well, at least it'll flush easily enough.


that's a big Affirmative there chicka
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