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Old 10-23-2020, 4:29pm   #45081
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WOW . . . !
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Glad I posted here first.
Who’s the homo with the fish?
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Evening drunks, hope everyone is having a good evening.

Hey rikkittes.. Howd the preop go for Blondie?
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Pretty creepy isn't it?
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Aint gots no time for your nonsense hippy...there's a storm a brewin'....
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Boudreaux, Tibideaux, and Pierre want to work for the FBI...

But being 3 Cajuns from the south proved a challenge, since they weren't the brightest bunch, but they tried their hardest. After taking courses for 2 years the three had a good chance of passing.

It all came to a final test, a loyalty test. The instructor said to the Cajuns, "The final test to pass to work for the FBI is the loyalty test. Pass this and you are a certified FBI agent. But it won't be easy, for you must kill your wife." The three were walked to a hallway with 3 doors. The instructor then pulled out a gun and said, "Behind each one of these doors is your wife. You are to walk in and kill her. That is the test."

Now Boudreaux, Tibideaux, and Pierre didn't know that the gun was full of blanks. No bullets were actually placed in the gun, that way the men didn't actually shoot their wife.

The gun was first given to Pierre. He opened his door, walked in the room, and silence was followed for a entire minute. Eventually he walked out and said, "I'm sorry sir, but I just can't do it."

The gun was then given to Tibideaux. He opened his door, walked in the room, and again silence was followed for a minute. Tibideaux walked out and said, "I'm sorry sir, but I just can't do it."

Finally the gun was given to Boudreaux. He opened his door, walked in, and 6 shots ran out! Everything went quiet for a few seconds, then the loudest racket started out. I mean it sounded crazy in there. Then it settled, and Boudreaux walked out.

The instructor said, "Well?"

Boudreaux replied, "You must've accidentally put blanks in this gun here. I had to beat her to death."






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Evening drunks, hope everyone is having a good evening.

Hey rikkittes.. Howd the preop go for Blondie?
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Best wishes for an easy recovery Don.


It feels weird as hell laying in bed and feeling yourself urinating.
Hope the chest is feeling OK.





Last time I pissed the bed I was 18, and SOBER. Had a very realistic dream I got up and was on the commode..... NOt a fun way to wake up.






Hope you get the cath out soon.... No fun man, sorry.
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*Thibodeaux





Depends on what side of the river you from.
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Last time I pissed the bed I was 18, and SOBER.

Tell kids not to run with scissors, and tell lezbo's not to scissor with the runs.
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Hope the chest is feeling OK.


Last time I pissed the bed I was 18, and SOBER. Had a very realistic dream I got up and was on the commode..... NOt a fun way to wake up.



Hope you get the cath out soon.... No fun man, sorry.
Chest is okay. Stomach muscles are not. The procedure they did was to go in the artery in one leg with a cath that would force the existing valve open and at the same time go in the other artery with the new valve. No chest cracking.


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Depends on what side of the river you from.
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Who’s the homo with the fish?
This guys wife!

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Wadimiss. Had to send my 4 yr old girlfriend home


She was drawing pics of new house

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So that's a no on a good evening for you then? Check.

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Boudreaux and Marie were speeding along on the Interstate 10, high rise bridge over Whisky Bay when Boudreaux saw the red-light flashing in the rearview window

Boudreaux pulled over as well as he could to the side of the bridge. The State Trooper walked up to the window with his clipboard in his hand.

He axed, "Did you know that you were going 80 miles an hour and the speed limit on this bridge is 60."

Boudreaux looked at the carpet of the truck for the cigarette he dropped. He said, "Nope. I was going 60."

The Trooper sounded fed up as he looked at his clip board and said,

"Nope. I clocked you at 80." The trooper looked over at Marie sitting looking out of the passenger window at the cypress trees in the water. The Trooper said,

"Mam, I clocked the man at 80. He said he was going 60. Now you tell me. Was he going 60 or 80?"

Marie said, "I never argue with Boudreaux when he's been drinking."







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Wadimiss. Had to send my 4 yr old girlfriend home


She was drawing pics of new house

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She's adorable.
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So that's a no on a good evening for you then? Check.

Correct.

Stomach muscles hurt.
Both groins hurt and are black.
Have a cath and piss bag.
Lot of irritation when I urinate.
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