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Old 06-06-2014, 9:18pm   #1
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Old 06-06-2014, 9:21pm   #2
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because their guy is boring and lame?
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Old 06-06-2014, 9:24pm   #3
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Well played, ma'am.
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Old 06-06-2014, 9:25pm   #4
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Because grape jelly stains clothes?
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Old 06-06-2014, 9:27pm   #5
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Because they're in Bowling Green and they want to try the local brand?
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I tried it once. Worst tasting toast ever.
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I tried it once. Worst tasting toast ever.
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Old 06-07-2014, 8:10am   #8
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Cause they don't like a jam.
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Hey, I just had to match the other thread title.
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Old 06-07-2014, 10:50am   #10
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Why do women use KY jelly
Have you seen the price of Mobil 1 lately?
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Old 06-09-2014, 11:25am   #13
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For when they want a D in their shitter..
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Old 06-09-2014, 11:26am   #14
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Depends on whether the destination of copulation intended is naturally lubricated or not.


But still, perfect response.
Beat me to it..

And a little more PC than my response.
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no such place
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Old 06-09-2014, 2:24pm   #17
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KY Woman, an old favorite of mine.
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Old 06-10-2014, 6:32am   #18
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Because it works better than spit
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Old 06-10-2014, 6:56am   #19
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Brunette gal is lookin' good!


Gotta love the disclaimer list.


Best lookin' sexual therapeutic actress since the sultry Levitra slim from back in the day. A member of CF said he knows her personally. I think he said she started out modeling lingerie in the Sear's catalogs in the 1970's and 80's.
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Old 06-10-2014, 7:09am   #20
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Just don't try the tingling sensation His and Hers version. About 5 mins in and I thought my junk was going to burn off. We both ran full bore to the shower to wash the caustic acid that shit is off our junk.
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