Meanwhile, in 2019

[Bill]

DatNewbChemistRUS 9 points 52 minutes ago

Cut to third year and we see Trump slowly spinning in his chair, humming and quietly singing to himself, hitting his hands to the beat against his desk. Pence is laying on the couch and throwing M&Ms in the air, seeing if he can catch one in his mouth. Tillerson and Mattis are talking about their favorite X-Men, and Sessions is pulling at a loose thread on his jacket. Suddenly an aid rushes through the door.

"Mr. President!" He says. Trump and company immediately turn their entire attention to him (an M&M bounces off of Pence's head) and are eager to hear what needs their help and leadership. Panting, the aid manages to say "The new polls are in, you're approval rating is at 99% with an error of +/- 1%, The Nobel Foundation keeps calling and asking that you come accept the Peace Prizes - they're building up and they don't know where to put them, the last member of ISIS has been officially killed, unemployment has reached <1%, the Dow has tripled since last year's value, and Congress has officially named November 'Drain the Swamp Month'."

"Oh..." Trump says as he slouches back. "Anything else?" The aid then goes on to explain that the Supreme Court is asking for more legal aids to help handle the now daily cases of people fighting the 22nd Amendment so that Trump can serve a third term.

Once the aid leaves, Trump goes back to humming and thinking about how he should just go back to making billions, at least there he didn't run out of work.

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