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Old 09-20-2011, 11:29pm   #1
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Default On the ride home I was thinking...

That I may start doing stand up comedy. I think I have the perfect personality and hell plenty of stories to do it.
what say you VBOT
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Old 09-20-2011, 11:31pm   #2
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if this place has been your trial run and you like rotten tomatoes and broken beer bottles thrown at you then I'd say no

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Tough business. Good luck.

You could do jokes like..."Three people from CF walk into a bar..."
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Old 09-20-2011, 11:40pm   #4
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Turbo-T JB, check your FB wall.
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Let's hear your schtick.
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Hope you like tomatoes.
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Hope you like tomatoes.
Ketchup....get it?? Ketchup
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Old 09-21-2011, 8:46am   #9
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Go for it......ladies dig guys that can make them laugh.
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Worth a shot though if that's what you want to do. You're young so if it doesn't work out, there's plenty of time to start a different career.
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Old 09-21-2011, 8:55am   #11
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Joe, i have a few friends I stay in contact with who were featured on comedy central a few times if you're not joking (pun?) and want aa good over view of the biz.
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You got the face for it!
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Joe, i have a few friends I stay in contact with who were featured on comedy central a few times if you're not joking (pun?) and want aa good over view of the biz.
Well im toying with the idea right now DJ. I mean Im starting to get good at making people laugh, but is it in context or can I just generate it at will. That is the question that i need to figure out myself.
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if this place has been your trial run and you like rotten tomatoes and broken beer bottles thrown at you...
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Old 09-21-2011, 9:51am   #15
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Im starting to get good at making people laugh...
You'll need more than one line, though. How many times can you say the same thing over & over again:

"I'm dating hot babes all the time" ... before it gets old?

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You'll need more than one line, though. How many times can you say the same thing over & over again:

"I'm dating hot babes all the time" ... before it gets old?

Rejections never get old.... when your able to dig into a vast history of failures to make people laugh...
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Old 09-21-2011, 9:55am   #17
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Prop Comic FTW!
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Old 09-21-2011, 9:56am   #18
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Go for it......ladies dig guys that can make them laugh.
Joey maybe you and I should go on the road together. I am sure I can give Roseanne Barr a run for her money or at least steal all her candy.
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Old 09-21-2011, 9:57am   #19
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Rejections never get old.... when your able to dig into a vast history of failures to make people laugh...


your avatar could be Yvonnes twin (if she had one... and back in her 20's).
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Does this mean you will be borrowing one liners from here?
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