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Old 05-14-2018, 9:55am   #21
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This is true and sister and I still talk about it and laugh......it's not as bad as it sounds really....
One day sister and I were just driving my mom crazy and at one point she actually tied our hands behind our backs and gagged us with dish towels !
We were laughing so hard it drove her even more nuts.....when my dad got home we told on her ! ....He didn't really care but it is still funny to this day......try doing something like that these days right .
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This is true and sister and I still talk about it and laugh......it's not as bad as it sounds really....
One day sister and I were just driving my mom crazy and at one point she actually tied our hands behind our backs and gagged us with dish towels !
We were laughing so hard it drove her even more nuts.....when my dad got home we told on her ! ....He didn't really care but it is still funny to this day......try doing something like that these days right .
One day, when I was a teen, my mom was dating an asshole ex-cop. This ex-cop handcuffed me to my bed while they went and did whatever. To this day, I hate cops. Apparently, this asshole was a dirty cop, which is why he got fired. Was one of those get fired or go on trial deals. So now I assume all cops are dirty.
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Wooden spoon.
Must be a Canadian thing, my step mother was Canadian and she used a wooden spoon too.
Later on she didn't even bother with the spoon, and she just beat the living shit out of my sister and I with her bare hands. I hate that bitch with every molecule in my body!
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hair brush that she kept in her purse.

Big ol plastic thing, hurt too !
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Rubber ball bouncy wooden paddle

AKA: Pete the Paddle

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Rubber ball bouncy wooden paddle

AKA: Pete the Paddle

She put the ball in your ass and then paddled you?
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Must be a Canadian thing, my step mother was Canadian and she used a wooden spoon too.
Later on she didn't even bother with the spoon, and she just beat the living shit out of my sister and I with her bare hands. I hate that bitch with every molecule in my body!
That must be why you don't like me.
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My Mom used the wooden spoon.
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That must be why you don't like me.
What makes you think that I don't like you?
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Mom's go to was a cake turner. If we were really bad then it was the "wait till your father gets home" and what followed
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And an open hand to the back of the head.
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