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01-17-2020, 10:27am | #1 | |||||||
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What's Your Reaction to This?
Think back to when you were single and dating. Imagine that the person you are dating says the following to you:
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01-17-2020, 10:29am | #2 | ||||||
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I would give them a big
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I expect a BJ everyday.
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01-17-2020, 10:36am | #5 | ||||||
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Response option 1: "Please let me know how that works out for you".
Response option 2: "Absolutely...and if you deserve it, you should get it". Response option 3: "Who do you expect these gifts from and will it be something for both of us?" |
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01-17-2020, 10:37am | #6 | ||||||
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01-17-2020, 10:40am | #7 | ||||||
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Reminds me of a joke...and one I got to use with my wife...
She: Would you still love me if I got fat? Me: Absolutely...and I'd miss you too. |
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will help for sure
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“It’s good to have expectations.”
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"Good for you"
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01-17-2020, 1:30pm | #13 | ||||||
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I would say of course, you deserve nothing less.
Then I would bang the hell out of her. Then I'd never see her or talk to her again. |
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I pretend I don't hear it and see if it repeats. Sometimes they just say things to get a reaction. only way ot learn their true intentions is to ask divorced dudes what they think.
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What's Your Reaction to This?
I’ve never asked for a gift...but I’ll give you all a little advice. A thoughtful gift on special days...brownie points ...puts most women in the mood. A thoughtful deed i.e. something she wants fixed or special day or night out puts most women in the mood. A thoughtful gift for no reason gets your bones jumped and a BJ.
P.S. I said most women. There are some women nothing puts them In the mood. |
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Pro tip: A gift on NON-special days works even BETTER. I knew what I was doing. I had game...had. |
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