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Old 05-25-2013, 9:02am   #1
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Wish I had a trumpet handy.
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Old 05-25-2013, 9:10am   #2
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That was you at Bhopal back in the 80s, wasn't it?
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Old 05-25-2013, 9:10am   #3
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Gives new meaning to hang time!
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Old 05-25-2013, 9:34am   #4
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Gives new meaning to hang time!
After a full minute I doubt it was hanging. More like tucked up inside hiding.
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Old 05-25-2013, 9:37am   #5
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so what you are saying is that you are full of hot air?
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Old 05-25-2013, 9:49am   #6
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I'm thinking it's time to call the folks at Guinness World Records and take your rightful place...


Congratulations!

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Old 05-25-2013, 10:23am   #7
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I'm thinking it's time to call the folks at Guinness...

Gotta call , noncontinuous, there were breaks in the breaking of wind.



Buddy in high school had a medical condition and could fart at will for 15-20 seconds at a time......ON DEMAND.
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Old 05-25-2013, 10:26am   #8
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I'm thinking it's time to call the folks at Guinness World Records and take your rightful place...
Gotta call , noncontinuous, there were breaks in the breaking of wind.

Besides,....who would pick up a microphone and use it after some dude farted all over it?
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Old 05-25-2013, 10:35am   #9
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I usually can get one going for about 10 seconds.
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I may have exaggerated a tad. But, it would be cool to play an ass trumpet.
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Old 05-25-2013, 11:00am   #11
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Gotta call , noncontinuous, there were breaks in the breaking of wind.



Buddy in high school had a medical condition and could fart at will for 15-20 seconds at a time......ON DEMAND.
True, there were a couple of breaks in there, but they must have been briefer than what is considered the start of a fresh new fart. Besides, our very own Snake just outdid that fart anyways with a bigger, badder one.
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Old 05-25-2013, 11:01am   #12
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Besides,....who would pick up a microphone and use it after some dude farted all over it?
Only some dipshit who wears square sequined glasses.....
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Pics of the fart or it didn't happen.
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Old 05-25-2013, 12:06pm   #15
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The guy on the table had amazing sphincter control! He could blow a high C with that one.
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I bet you shit yourself.
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I bet your shorts look like a coffee filter...
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Practicing to be a politician?
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