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Can you account for your whereabouts when this incident took place:
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uhh... I was in Mexico... and had my cell phone powered off... and
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What day was this?
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"The two men fired eight shots, hitting Mr. Mumford three times in the shoulder, the leg, and the abdomen, and hitting Ms. Smith twice in the thigh and the forearm."
um.....i shot 2 deer last year, one shot each, they dropped where they stood. |
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You're probably one of those guys who hunts when he's sober.
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I'm the fun police, and it'll have to stop in this thread, if you read at the very bottom of the web page:
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Surprisingly, it wasn't me...
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Almost sounds like the fake story back in the 90's about a "gerbilling" mishap.
Email text in 1997: Direct from the LA Times: "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again,so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. |
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Watt bothers ME is just HOW and WHERE do you guys LOOK to find these 'news' stories......
nuff said...... |
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