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Old 05-28-2021, 1:46pm   #1
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Default [Pic] Nice ear...

Uh. Uh. WTF...is that in your ear?
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Is that the mayor of Portland?
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Is that the mayor of Portland?
Slo's girlfriend. If that was cotton candy/bubblegum flavored beer he'd propose to her.
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Uh. Uh. WTF...is that in your ear?
It's a beer coaster for when she's on her knees.
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These are the people who will be taking care of us when we become elderly.

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These are the people who will be taking care of us when we become elderly.

Well, that does it. I'm gonna stop taking my blood pressure meds.
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Slo's girlfriend. If that was cotton candy/bubblegum flavored beer he'd propose to her.

Ex. Don't forget the "ex".

Dumped me because my ear hole isn't adequately sized.
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Well, that does it. I'm gonna stop taking my blood pressure meds.
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Fugly, but not quite Michelle Obama fugly.
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Fugly, but not quite Michelle Obama fugly.
Nice, uh, tattoos.
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Love handles?

As long as the lights are off.
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Uh. Uh. WTF...is that in your ear?
It's a brass ring - grab it as you walk past.
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It's a brass ring - grab it as you walk past.
Can it be used in conjunction with a hanger as a coat rack?

Or sorry, is that misogyny?
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She's a cop and that's where she hangs her Maglite when on duty.
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She's a cop and that's where she hangs her Maglite when on duty.
(That's a "she"??)


and a place to rest her feet when not on duty.


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And yet she's scared enough to wear a mask. Geez, I'd worry more about clean tattoo needles.




Of course you could easily grab her by the ears while saying "you're not done yet"
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Ex. Don't forget the "ex".

Dumped me because my ear hole isn't adequately sized.
Did she try to put her dick in it?
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Ex. Don't forget the "ex".

Dumped me because my ear hole isn't adequately sized.
She thought it was too wide for your dick?
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