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Old 06-10-2024, 11:41am   #1
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when you wanted to meet a women in a club or bar in your younger days?
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I wish i would have thought of that one. I bet you went home with a different girl every night.
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Asked them if they wanted to play either Pearl Harbor or Circus Guess Weight, both worked well, as I usually scored about 3% of the time.

Knew a dood, his line was asking babes for a cigarette, he usually got ignored but stuck with it for many years, I did not want to tell him to change his approach.
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My tactic was simple.

My friends told them about the lump.

Nuff said


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My friends told them about the lump.

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I am at a loss, how did this help you score babes?!?!?
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All the women know the Jews have all the money. They don't look at the lump but the wallet.
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"Ha-yoo-doin ?" While licking my eyebrow.
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