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Old 03-08-2013, 10:26am   #1
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Default Skullduggery! Man taken to hospital with screwdriver in head
Pole taken to hospital with screwdriver in head

Posted: Friday, March 8, 2013, 9:26 AM

WARSAW, Poland - Polish doctors say a 25-year-old man has undergone a three-hour operation to remove a screwdriver lodged about five centimeters (two inches) into his head.

Dr. Jan Kochanowicz, one of the doctors who treated the man in the Polish city of Bialystok, said the man apparently fell and lost consciousness, but does not remember that.

When he regained consciousness he was at first aware only of pain in a hand before realizing something else was wrong. He walked to his car, looked in a mirror and noticed the screwdriver, penetrating his forehead just above his right eye.

Kochanowicz told the station TVN24 the man smoked a cigarette before calling a neighbor who got him to the hospital.

The screwdriver did not damage the man's eyes or brain.
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Old 03-08-2013, 10:27am   #2
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Man, that joker definitely had his guardian angel walking point on that one.


Let the Polish jokes commence.....
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Old 03-08-2013, 10:34am   #3
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How the hell does one fall on a screwdriver and have it penetrate?
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Old 03-08-2013, 10:36am   #4
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Pics of the screwdriver?
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How the hell does one fall on a screwdriver and have it penetrate?
kinda like people who slip and fall and shit flies up their bum holes
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How the hell does one fall on a screwdriver and have it penetrate?
More like 'stabbed in the face with a screw driver'.

And bonus points for the use of 'Skullduggery'.
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How the hell does one fall on a screwdriver and have it penetrate?

Happens all the time according to Mec5lady
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Quit screwing around, back to work.
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Kochanowicz told the station TVN24 the man smoked a cigarette before calling a neighbor who got him to the hospital.
Guess he wasn't worried about it...
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I guess you could say that guy got screwed and not in a good way.


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Happens all the time according to Mec5lady
It does but mostly they "accidentally" slip and fall on the object getting it lodged up their butt.
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It does but mostly they "accidentally" slip and fall on the object getting it lodged up their butt.
How do you get it out when it's their head?
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How do you get it out when it's their head?
Depends on how deep and location as to method used but either way it has to come out the way it went in.
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It does but mostly they "accidentally" slip and fall on the object getting it lodged up their butt.
You give them one of those "yeah right" looks... dontcha
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Depends on how deep and location as to method used but either way it has to come out the way it went in.
Well as long as you don't lose your watch getting it out
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Well as long as you don't lose your watch getting it out
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How the hell does one fall on a screwdriver and have it penetrate?
[seinfeld]million to one shot doc, million to one[seinfeld]
Even better, why the feck would you have to look in a mirror to see that feckin thing?
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[seinfeld]million to one shot doc, million to one[seinfeld]
Even better, why the feck would you have to look in a mirror to see that feckin thing?
Potato vodka
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Well as long as you don't lose your watch getting it out
I don't remove anything that's for the doctor to do.

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Even better, why the feck would you have to look in a mirror to see that feckin thing?
Drugs, booze, shock. Let's face it the guy smoked a cigarette before calling for help.
Reminds me of an 18 yr old guy and his family who weren't playing with a full deck. The guy came into the ER with a gunshot wound to the abdomen. He was very pale and you could tell he had bled a lot. Apparently hiis Mom came home from work the night before and when he told her he was shot she put a bandaid on the wound, gave him an aspirin and put him to bed. When she went to wake him the next day he was unresponsive so she called a friend who called a friend who called the police.
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I'm sure you must have a ton of WTF stories
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