***** Tigglebitties Bar & Grill *****

[DAB]

Originally Posted by Doug28450

Noah didn't jam his little toe into a door frame though.

ok, great, i'm clumsier than Noah too....

you, yes you...you're being added to the plank list.

[Doug28450]

Originally Posted by DAB

ok, great, i'm clumsier than Noah too....

you, yes you...you're being added to the plank list.

My wife has a perma-plank for me.

[DAB]

Originally Posted by Doug28450

You may get held up at the Gopher Wood part though. Consult God.

finding good help: strike 1
finding proper supplies: strike 2
having a support system: strike 3

just you wait, i get that yacht club up and running, get the boat in the water (one problem at a time), and all y'all are walking the plank.

[FRISKY]

Originally Posted by DAB

just for that, you'll be the first to walk the plank....ummm....i'm going to need a boat to put a plank on, and some water to fall into....can i get back to y'all a little later?

No one will be laughing next summer when MMGW causes all the ice caps to melt... What is the current elevation above sea level there?

[sasnglass77]

Originally Posted by DAB

finding good help: strike 1
finding proper supplies: strike 2
having a support system: strike 3

just you wait, i get that yacht club up and running, get the boat in the water (one problem at a time), and all y'all are walking the plank.

If I'm walking the plank...can I request the water to be around 106*

[DAB]

Originally Posted by sasnglass77

If I'm walking the plank...can I request the water to be around 106*

well sure dear, perhaps with some soothing bubbles, maybe a hunky dude or 3 to catch you and comfort you, and offer you a refreshing beverage or 2, and maybe a soft fluffy towel, followed by a relaxing massage and then some chocolate dipped strawberries fed to you as you recline on a comfy chaise lounge in the shade, with soft music in the background.....it's always something, isn't it?

oh, the strawberries will be an extra charge, they take barn bux thankfully.

[Doug28450]

Originally Posted by FRISKY

No one will be laughing next summer when MMGW causes all the ice caps to melt... What is the current elevation above sea level there?

MMGW....

[FRISKY]

Originally Posted by sasnglass77

If I'm walking the plank...can I request the water to be around 106*

I'm sure a joke about "being in hot water" is in there somewhere.

[DAB]

Originally Posted by FRISKY

No one will be laughing next summer when MMGW causes all the ice caps to melt... What is the current elevation above sea level there?

RIF - 7,000 feet above sea level.

at one time, this area was a shoreline for the sea, based on uncovered fossils.

[FRISKY]

Originally Posted by DAB

RIF - 7,000 feet above sea level.

at one time, this area was a shoreline for the sea, based on uncovered fossils.

It isn't nice to use the term "fossils" around someone my age.

Almost time to build a new bar.

[sasnglass77]

Originally Posted by DAB

well sure dear, perhaps with some soothing bubbles, maybe a hunky dude or 3 to catch you and comfort you, and offer you a refreshing beverage or 2, and maybe a soft fluffy towel, followed by a relaxing massage and then some chocolate dipped strawberries fed to you as you recline on a comfy chaise lounge in the shade, with soft music in the background.....it's always something, isn't it?

oh, the strawberries will be an extra charge, they take barn bux thankfully.

YUP!
That's the walk the plank package I want to sign up for
Its alright, I'll pay for the strawberries I have plenty of BBs unless Craig wins them all from me, tonight is poker night!

Are you going to join us again?

[khblair]

stopping by before my bar closes

[DAB]

Originally Posted by sasnglass77

YUP!
That's the walk the plank package I want to sign up for
Its alright, I'll pay for the strawberries I have plenty of BBs unless Craig wins them all from me, tonight is poker night!

Are you going to join us again?

a good salesman knows his customer.

will try to join for a few hands.

did you want the facial package too? no charge, just need to make sure Julius is available then.

oh, you can keep the fluffy robe too.

[FRISKY]

Hey Kim!

[DAB]

Originally Posted by khblair

stopping by before my bar closes

thanks for a fun bar Princess.

who wants to start the next one?

[Doug28450]

Hi Kim

[khblair]

Originally Posted by FRISKY

Hey Kim!

hey carl

came home for lunch today. sitting on the porch swing enjoying the sunshine and 70 deg temps. sigh. wish i didnt have to go back to work

how ru today?

[khblair]

Originally Posted by DAB

thanks for a fun bar Princess.

who wants to start the next one?

morning douglas

Originally Posted by Doug28450

Hi Kim

morning doug


its lunch time!

[sasnglass77]

Originally Posted by DAB

a good salesman knows his customer.

will try to join for a few hands.

did you want the facial package too? no charge, just need to make sure Julius is available then.

oh, you can keep the fluffy robe too.

You are so thoughtful Doug!!
Will the robe be monogrammed?
And can I get the mani/pedi tossed in there too?

[FRISKY]

Originally Posted by DAB

oh, you can keep the fluffy robe too.

I like fluffy robes...especially if they still have a girl in them.