The way back machine: look what I found buried in my closet at work

[Ronins2ndCuzzin]

Got to make it easier for him to come out of it.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by bsmith

39 posts and no comments about DJ being deep in the closet?
Slipping...

I can't believe it took me 42 posts in a thread before I told somebody to eat a bag of dicks

[Ronins2ndCuzzin]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

I can't believe it took me 42 posts in a thread before I told somebody to eat a bag of dicks

I thought that was your job, deep in that closet.

Took you long enough man, you're slippin.

[bsmith]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

I can't believe it took me 42 posts in a thread before I told somebody to eat a bag of dicks

Hanging curveball out over the plate.
What was I to do?

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Ronins2ndCuzzin

I thought that was your job, deep in that closet.

Took you long enough man, you're slippin.

Originally Posted by bsmith

Hanging curveball out over the plate.
What was I to do?

Both of yas.... eat a bag of dicks

[bsmith]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Both of yas.... eat a bag of dicks

The way you talk about bags of dicks, I guess you've been trying to tell us for a while now.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by bsmith

The way you talk about bags of dicks, I guess you've been trying to tell us for a while now.

Nah. that phrase was used a lot when I was in the Army. It's a classier way to say STFU.

[TripleBlack]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

It's the rotary phone of computer storage disks.

Here, this is what a rotary phone looks like. Extra points if you can guess what that yellow book next to the phone is.

A friend's wife was complaining about lack of privacy at dinner a while back. I mentioned there were companies printing and distributing books with everyone's phone numbers and addresses and giving them away for free. She was appalled.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by TripleBlack

A friend's wife was complaining about lack of privacy at dinner a while back. I mentioned there were companies printing and distributing books with everyone's phone numbers and addresses and giving them away for free. She was appalled.

That's funny.

[ZipZap]

Originally Posted by TripleBlack

A friend's wife was complaining about lack of privacy at dinner a while back. I mentioned there were companies printing and distributing books with everyone's phone numbers and addresses and giving them away for free. She was appalled.

And they charged ya 2 bucks a month to not be doxxed

[TripleBlack]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

That's funny.

Her husband, an AT&T retiree, thought so too. We didn't spoil the gag by explaining.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by TripleBlack

Her husband, an AT&T retiree, thought so too. We didn't spoil the gag by explaining.

I'd love it if she started a campaign on FB or something to stop that

[ZipZap]

Originally Posted by bsmith

39 posts and no comments about DJ being deep in the closet?
Slipping...

And Rat boasting about an 8" Floppy. Talk about all show, no grow... Not buying it for a second.

Please send DJ pic for authentication

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by bsmith

The way you talk about bags of dicks, I guess you've been trying to tell us for a while now.

It's his new buzz word. A few years back he was gonna 'show you the handle.' I'll pass. be patient.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by ZipZap

And Rat boasting about an 8" Floppy. Talk about all show, no grow... Not buying it for a second.

Please send DJ pic for authentication

bsmith, snide, and porter would rather have the pics.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

It's his new buzz word. A few years back he was gonna 'show you the handle.' I'll pass. be patient.

Eat a bag of dicks or I'll show you The Handle

[Ronins2ndCuzzin]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Eat a bag of dicks or I'll show you The Handle

Is "the handle" your code word for the area of the dick you like to grab before you pull it out of the bag and consume it? Asking for a friend...

[snide]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

bsmith, snide, and porter would rather have the pics.

Hey! I don't want to see anybody's floppy, not matter what the size.

[Bill]

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Ronins2ndCuzzin

Is "the handle" your code word for the area of the dick you like to grab before you pull it out of the bag and consume it? Asking for a friend...

Not quite. That phrase came about close to 10 years ago when I was living in Texas and had to pull my shirt up a bit to show the "handle" of my gun to get some asshole off my property.