NASCAR: eh, we'll repair the track in the middle of the race

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

I like engine building and car racing so I watch NASCAR.
IDGAFF what you golfing queers think.
I do what I want and I eat Bags of Dicks.

Whatever keeps your carb float from sticking....

[DAB]

France Inc is getting rich, and poor NBC, they have to pretend that you are watching exciting racing, and not just a bunch of all-the-same cars make laps for 3 hours, with a 30 min break to fix the crappy track.

Hey, we're having a race in July, think we should fix the track in April? nah, it'll be fine....

[Strats-N-Vettes]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Whatever keeps your carb float from sticking....

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[JetMechZ16]

NASCAR needs to go back to it's white trash roots. They're down to their last white trash fan. But he ain't going anywhere, are ya Strats?

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

I like engine building and car racing so I watch NASCAR.
IDGAFF what you golfing queers think.
I do what I want.

Anyone who swings the fag sticks needs to STFU.

[Rodnok1]

Originally Posted by DAB

France Inc is getting rich, and poor NBC, they have to pretend that you are watching exciting racing, and not just a bunch of all-the-same cars make laps for 3 hours, with a 30 min break to fix the crappy track.

Hey, we're having a race in July, think we should fix the track in April? nah, it'll be fine....

Road race previous weekend had 57 minutes of cautions... Wtf.
Takes forever they way they did cautions. Turned a good race boring and quick.

[Strats-N-Vettes]

Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

NASCAR needs to go back to it's white trash roots. They're down to their last white trash fan. But he ain't going anywhere, are ya Strats?

I do what I want.

[Strats-N-Vettes]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

Anyone who swings the fag sticks needs to STFU.

A buncha mudders dry pegging on the back 9.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

A buncha mudders dry pegging on the back 9.

At least when I say I'm whacking my little white thing around, I'm not talking about my shmeckel.

[Strats-N-Vettes]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

At least when I say I'm whacking my little white thing around, I'm not talking about my shmeckel.

You mean; yer talking about your husband then?

[dwjz06]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

Anyone who swings the fag sticks needs to STFU.

Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

A buncha mudders dry pegging on the back 9.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

You mean; yer talking about your husband then?

I'm not into snides. Eat a dick.

[DAB]

Originally Posted by Rodnok1

Road race previous weekend had 57 minutes of cautions... Wtf.
Takes forever they way they did cautions. Turned a good race boring and quick.

somehow, F1 manages to get their entire race done in under 2 hours. 3 hours is a big ask for boring racing. and even then, I tape the F1 race, watch the first few laps, fast forward thru the middle parts, only stopping if there was a lead change or accident, and then watch the last 5-10 laps. it's also a parade, but it's a shorter parade.

[DJ_Critterus]

I found video of Porter fixing the NASCAR track

[JetMechZ16]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

At least when I say I'm whacking my little white thing around, I'm not talking about my shmeckel.

I din't know you were Jewish.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

I din't know you were Jewish.

a jew here? - YouTube

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by Grey Ghost

I was also a huge fan of F1, NHRA, ALMS, and a couple others. They have ruined those series almost as badly, as NASCRAP. I don't follow any of it anymore and for almost the last decade.

I still follow F1 closely. Granted Mercedes has been dominating the hybrid era but year is actually pretty interesting.

[sublime1996525]

Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

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So majestic.

[JetMechZ16]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

According to the urban dictionary.

To thump one in the head with one's penis. DJ was unknowingly schmeckled after falling asleep at a party.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

According to the urban dictionary.

I'll remember never to party with any of you. Friend request denied along with Adog's.