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Old 04-02-2020, 1:44pm   #1
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Finding toilet paper is getting difficult. My wife and I were searching for some, and it took almost 2 weeks to find some. WTF?

Anyway, here is what humans did in the past:
https://api.nationalgeographic.com/d...e-toilet-paper

Can you imagine using a stick up the old wazoo?
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Finding toilet paper is getting difficult. My wife and I were searching for some, and it took almost 2 weeks to find some. WTF?

Anyway, here is what humans did in the past:
https://api.nationalgeographic.com/d...e-toilet-paper

Can you imagine using a stick up the old wazoo?
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To bad we were not evolved with dog puckers
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Crap in the shower, waffle stomp it down, and wash your butt...Problem solved.
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Set up bi-weekly Amazon orders.

Get fresh TP every two weeks.

If you didn't start 30 days ago you didn't do it right.
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I'm still on the same roll I was using back in February. It's got about 15% left.
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I'm still on the same roll I was using back in February. It's got about 15% left.
Damn, you must be hella stopped up.
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Crap in the shower, waffle stomp it down, and wash your butt...Problem solved.
I dunno, I have a wand shower attachment in the stand up, right next to the toilet.....so to use it to wash down me and everything else entirely and hell with TP......long as running water I can do that for a L O N G time.....

jeez, stop the freek out.....common cents dun left the scene......
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Damn, you must be hella stopped up.
I think he fulla shit......

a roll a week is normal per person.....ASSuming a retarred household/old farts......

Yawl werking stiffs a roll should be good for a month.....shit on the boss' time not yerz......
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Nope, this stuff is just as good as any Charmin, and FREE right out in my flower beds.

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