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02-03-2018, 1:19am | #1 | ||||||
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I gots tah no
Tonight the dog looks me dead in the eye, rips a juicy fart, and drags her ass across the carpet. Left a skid mark. Never breaks eye contact.
Is this a power grab? Because I was pretty impressed. Edit: no parasites, just a bizarre dog.. |
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Better get used to the non-stop leg humping that's coming. |
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02-03-2018, 7:12am | #3 | ||||||
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I suggest....
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02-03-2018, 9:20am | #4 | ||||||
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Geez....when I do that I get whacked on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
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You need to take the dog to the vette, it could be having discomfort and it's trying to show you it's in pain. No i'm not kidding.
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Pics?
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The dog is thinking.."I am wiping my ass on your carpet and you ain't doing sh!t about it. Who is the bitch now?
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Before my wife (ex) and I married, my cat would piss on anything she left at the house. After we married, the cat would piss on her shoes and climb up on the bed and wedge between us when we slept.
I should have paid attention to what that cat was telling me. |
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Quote:
That's exactly where the title is from. |
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