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Old 03-12-2023, 11:30am   #41
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My neighborhood is a mix of 1, 2, and 3 car garage homes with narrow streets. My neighbor 2 doors down has a 1 car garage home that he keeps in immaculate condition. I mean lawn and everything including the vehicles out front always on point. He does this at the expense of his neighbors IMO. He parked one of his cars in front of my house while leaving the area in front of his house clutter free one day last week, so the minute I came home and saw it, I turned on my lawn irrigation system and doused his car with reclaimed water. The next morning he was washing his car when my wife left the house. She thinks I overreact, but I say **** that guy. He did this shit years ago with the same response by me, and it lasted the same amount of time. (about a day)
This is total Yadkin. I approve.
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Old 03-12-2023, 11:33am   #42
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How Christian of you.
Says the expert who knows for a fact that God is 5'5" tall.
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Old 03-12-2023, 12:21pm   #43
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Bunch of useless posts, just go over there and beat the crap out of him.
While leaving his, pinch his wife's ass and grab his scotch decanter.

Yeah, I am past the age of being civil,,, now, everyone gets the horns!!
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Has the OP considered stripping down naked in the guy's driveway and beating the shit out of his other cars with a water ski?
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Old 03-12-2023, 2:58pm   #45
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Says the expert who knows for a fact that God is 5'5" tall.
I'm not an expert, I believe I made that clear before.
And I never said that I "know for a fact that God is 5'5" tall".

Why are you being an ass?
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Old 03-12-2023, 3:11pm   #46
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ICNLT!

My closest neighbor is one of my brothers and he lives waaaaay the f over --------------------------> there. About 0.5mi up the road.

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Another neighbor waaaaay behind us built/extended my fence line and added a gate. I let him graze his cows in our pasture.
Funny how life is so different outside urban sprawl.
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Old 03-12-2023, 3:25pm   #47
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I had a friend for about 35 years that did that to me when I spent the night with he and his wife. He was just being an asshole because he must have gotten really mad at me for something I do not know.

He snuck out at night, backed his wifes clunker van into my car and turned the irrigation system on. Never talked to him or heard from him since. I say fornicate the sleazy bastard.
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Has the OP considered stripping down naked in the guy's driveway and beating the shit out of his other cars with a water ski?
It's become cliche'. Doug made it mainstream and now it's played out.
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Bunch of useless posts, just go over there and beat the crap out of him.
While leaving his, pinch his wife's ass and grab his scotch decanter.

Yeah, I am past the age of being civil,,, now, everyone gets the horns!!

Damn straight.


Next time the inconsiderate asswipe does this, pour a couple of ounces of pure skunk quill down the cowl area just below the wiper blades. I guarantee he will never park there again. It comes in small glass bottles that are triple dipped in wax. Or so I hear.

https://www.kaatzbros.com/product/sk...-quill-1-oz-2/
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Hire some Mexicans to shit on his lawn.
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Old 03-12-2023, 6:52pm   #51
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Hire some Mexicans to shit on his lawn.
Lol lol
Very funny, indeed
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Old 03-12-2023, 8:29pm   #52
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Does this guy work for DoorDash by any chance?

Buy an old jalopy and park it in front of his house.
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Old 03-12-2023, 10:07pm   #53
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Has the OP considered stripping down naked in the guy's driveway and beating the shit out of his other cars with a water ski?
Reasonable.
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Old 03-13-2023, 9:25am   #54
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Have you tried talking to him?
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Old 03-13-2023, 9:44am   #55
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Damn straight.


Next time the inconsiderate asswipe does this, pour a couple of ounces of pure skunk quill down the cowl area just below the wiper blades. I guarantee he will never park there again. It comes in small glass bottles that are triple dipped in wax. Or so I hear.

https://www.kaatzbros.com/product/sk...-quill-1-oz-2/
Liquid Ass is also good for this purpose.
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Have you tried talking to him?
Or write a stern letter smh lol.
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Old 03-13-2023, 9:50am   #57
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Or write a stern letter smh lol.
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OP should put his balls on the neighbor's door handle, take a pic, print, and somehow slip it into the driver's seat.
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OP should put his balls on the neighbor's door handle, take a pic, print, and somehow slip it into the driver's seat.
Not a bad idea but I’d put a big ol’ mushroom stamp on the drivers door window.
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Old 03-13-2023, 10:42am   #60
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Not a bad idea but I’d put a big ol’ mushroom stamp on the drivers door window.
Do both and get a pic of the stamp, too.
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