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Old 03-14-2011, 9:43am   #1
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Default Speaking of strip joints...........

Q: How do you know you are in a "less than desirable" strip joint?
A: The stripper only has one leg.

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Old 03-14-2011, 9:44am   #2
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Oh, hell.
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Old 03-14-2011, 9:47am   #3
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They shouldn't let drunk dudes on the stage
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Old 03-14-2011, 9:48am   #4
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You mean one and a half legs...
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Old 03-14-2011, 11:27am   #5
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well i'll be damned...
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Old 03-14-2011, 11:53am   #6
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So, there's two poles on that stage?
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Old 03-14-2011, 11:54am   #7
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Asymmetrical tigglebitties are a good indication, too.
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Old 03-14-2011, 12:01pm   #8
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Just makes them easier to spin.
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Old 03-14-2011, 12:04pm   #9
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The ones that are really nasty is when the chick brings a towel/blanket on the stage due to her knees being bad.
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Old 03-14-2011, 12:05pm   #10
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Her name?













Eileen.
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Old 03-14-2011, 12:16pm   #12
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Old 03-14-2011, 12:17pm   #13
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what's worse is that is the club's Friday night A-crew
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Old 03-14-2011, 12:59pm   #14
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But her Japanese cousins all call her Irene
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Old 03-14-2011, 1:18pm   #15
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But her Japanese cousins all call her Irene
In Japan Irene would be doing the one legged booty shake.
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