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02-21-2011, 11:29am | #1 | ||||||
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Funny pet names
A friend has a pet deer named 'Vinnie' and a 200 lb. pig named 'Bacon'.
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Our adopted greyhound/lab mix is named Cricket.
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My first dog was Hooker.
Then my brother named his dog Stripper. I later got a couple cats and named them Nymph and Perv. Later added Trick and Jig. Then there was Strange. Picked up a stray and called him Mr. B (for balls, they were huge). He later had a son that was B Jr. See the theme My current dog is Skunky |
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there was a cat that came up and would not leave. I tried and tried for a month to get her to leave. My wife named her Persi for persistence. She was with us for 12 fun years.
Our current cat is Mattie as she was found at the "Mathis House", a place for weddings and parties. |
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Uh, yeah, I'm seeing a theme and I ain't real comfortable with it |
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I had a pet rabbit growing up named Hossenfeffer <rabit stew>.
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My dog (when I was a kid) was named Pisquahoya Ali m'Ali Kurunji, but we all just called him Sri Marcoletta.
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Had a friend that named her dog Diogee (D-O-G)
I wanted to smack her... |
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02-21-2011, 11:50am | #9 | ||||||
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My cat's name is cat. My ex-wife originally named her Princess Jasmine but I renamed that shit once she was out of the picture and couldn't take it with her.
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02-21-2011, 12:42pm | #14 | ||||||
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had two box turtles named lump and bump.
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When I was 14 my family got a beagle puppy. The dog was terrible, so we named him "Pita."
This stood for PITA = Pain In The Ass When the dog became too much of a hassle it was a little bit difficult to sell him, but the new owners never knew what the name really meant. __________________________ These are as old as the Internet, so old that they might ne new to you: Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover or Spot". I call mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for "Sex". He said, "I'd like to have one too". Then I said, "But this is a dog". He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old". He said, "You must have been quite a kid". When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said, "Every room in the place is for sex." I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night". The clerk said, "Me too". One day I entered sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on T. V." He called me a "Show-off". When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married". The Judge said, "Me too". Then I told him that after I was married Sex left me. He said, "Me too". Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning"? I said, "I'm looking for Sex". My case comes up Friday. _______________________________ Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc? The next time you get a dog, name it: Mypenis Why, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation! -I did do my homework but Mypenis ate it! -Oh no, Mypenis is frothing at the mouth! -Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis. -I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash. -Mypenis doesn't come when I call it. -Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests. -If Mypenis begs at the dinner table, I just tell it to LAY DOWN! -I love giving Mypenis a bath, but Mypenis doesn't like cold water. -At night, I like to snuggle with Mypenis. -Mypenis likes it when people pet him. -Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds! -Playing with Mypenis really wears me out. -Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis? -Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active. -I think Mypenis has a mind of its own. -I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet. -Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction. -I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead. -Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door. -HELP! Mypenis is lost...can you help me find him? -Sorry to be driving slow officer, but I was looking for Mypenis. -Sorry to be driving so fast, officer. I have to take Mypenis to the hospital. -Mypenis got fleas from the neighbors dog. -Anytime Mypenis gets too excited, I just scratch him behind the head. -Please do not feed Mypenis table scraps! -Do you think you could feed Mypenis while I'm on vacation? -I have a cat that plays very well with Mypenis. -When I take Mypenis for a ride in the car, I roll down the window so it can hang it's head out |
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Ringo Stopp is his name.
I named one of my parents' burros Spaceman. We had a polydactyl cat (7 toes on each front paw, looked like boxing gloves), his name was Seagram's Seven. Had a cat named Ed Jones. |
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Named him while watching Gladiator..... his name is Poodillicus Meridas Maximus. We call him Max.
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My cats are called Reese and Riley....
I know a woman who has a big dog and his name is "kitty" |
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02-21-2011, 2:34pm | #20 | ||||||
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Growing up, we had a neighborhood dog named Barfy.
Now, we have a shih tzu we call Fluffbutt. |
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