Getting back into the dating scene...

[JetMechZ16]

I guess DJ has given up on dating women. He's gotta post an FPD thread.

DJ you could be the FPD of the barn if you tried. Just something to think about.

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

I see why he's single and hasn't had a chance to join the divorce club, yet.

He'll always be single. Can you imagine a date if she says "Why don't we go to your place?" and your place is a small RV trailer in a dirt used car lot with lots of cats.

[Strats-N-Vettes]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

He'll always be single. Can you imagine a date if she says "Why don't we go to your place?" and your place is a small RV trailer in a dirt used car lot with lots of cats.

Better than living under your bed in Cali.

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

Better than living under your bed in Cali.

Well duh. Better than living in a nice McMansion in Cali.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

I guess DJ has given up on dating women. He's gotta post an FPD thread.

DJ you could be the FPD of the barn if you tried. Just something to think about.

I do pretty good for a single guy living with mommy and daddy. Matter of fact, i never pay for sex....which has pissed off a few hookers, but I still do pretty good.

As for being the Barn's FPD...nope. Can't do it. I'm down to two cats and don't plan on getting more.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

He'll always be single. Can you imagine a date if she says "Why don't we go to your place?" and your place is a small RV trailer in a dirt used car lot with lots of cats.

"How about an over night camping trip?"

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

He'll always be single. Can you imagine a date if she says "Why don't we go to your place?" and your place is a small RV trailer in a dirt used car lot with lots of cats.

And renting a motel room would exceed his monthly nut.

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

And renting a motel room would exceed his monthly nut.

I can't even begin to imagine how his mind works. It's gotta be total chaos in his brain every waking minute.

[Vandelay Industries]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

And renting a motel room would exceed his monthly nut.

He'd have to bust his nut, to bust a nut.

[dwjz06]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

I see why he's single and hasn't had a chance to join the divorce club, yet.

WTF would he want to? 50/50 odds at best. He is fine, and pulled more azz than most have. I cn't get with the cat thing, but he lives life on his terms. Nothing at all wrong with that.

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by dwjz06

WTF would he want to? 50/50 odds at best. He is fine, and pulled more azz than most have. I cn't get with the cat thing, but he lives life on his terms. Nothing at all wrong with that.

Knowing what you know now, would you have preferred to be a lifelong bachelor?

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by dwjz06

WTF would he want to? 50/50 odds at best. He is fine, and pulled more azz than most have. I cn't get with the cat thing, but he lives life on his terms. Nothing at all wrong with that.

There is nothing wrong with living on his terms if he's happy with it. I have huge doubts, however, that he's had more ass than most men. No. ****ing. Way. He's basically admitted that he's terrified of women; that's not how you get laid.

[dwjz06]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

Knowing what you know now, would you have preferred to be a lifelong bachelor?

Would have been safer and cheaper, but no. I always wanted to be a married guy with kids. I had that for most of my life between both marriages. Just learned it has a huge cost attached to it for making a poor choice. How to fix that. Don't make anymore

Originally Posted by Steve_R

There is nothing wrong with living on his terms if he's happy with it. I have huge doubts, however, that he's had more ass than most men. No. ****ing. Way. He's basically admitted that he's terrified of women; that's not how you get laid.

I think if you read back he has been through many over time. I do not care about notch count as many do, but I would say he had the chance. Whether he took them all????

[FLEXjs]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

There is nothing wrong with living on his terms if he's happy with it. I have huge doubts, however, that he's had more ass than most men. No. ****ing. Way. He's basically admitted that he's terrified of women; that's not how you get laid.

He told me last year that he hadn't had sex in 9 years. So I guess he's up to 10 years now.


So I agree: No. ****ing. Way.

[dwjz06]

Originally Posted by FLEXjs

He told me last year that he hadn't had sex in 9 years. So I guess he's up to 10 years now.


So I agree: No. ****ing. Way.

Uh 50 years old minus 10? Your telling me in 20 plus years most people do not go through many? Come on man use that noggin of yours.

[JetMechZ16]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

There is nothing wrong with living on his terms if he's happy with it. I have huge doubts, however, that he's had more ass than most men. No. ****ing. Way. He's basically admitted that he's terrified of women; that's not how you get laid.

Are we counting number of times or number of women? That makes a big difference between a single guy and someone that's been married 30+ years.

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by dwjz06

Uh 50 years old minus 10? Your telling me in 20 plus years most people do not go through many? Come on man use that noggin of yours.

He's either lived with his mom or in an RV in a dirt parking lot at a used car dealer. He's admitted that women terrify him. Those aren't conducive to dating.

[FLEXjs]

Originally Posted by dwjz06

Uh 50 years old minus 10? Your telling me in 20 plus years most people do not go through many? Come on man use that noggin of yours.

I find it highly unlikely someone goes from being a superstar Casanova to being a 10 year Incel.

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

Are we counting number of times or number of women? That makes a big difference between a single guy and someone that's been married 30+ years.

I think most men would have Doug beat by a wide margin on either one.

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

There is nothing wrong with living on his terms if he's happy with it. I have huge doubts, however, that he's had more ass than most men. No. ****ing. Way. He's basically admitted that he's terrified of women; that's not how you get laid.

Plus clearly he's not happy being single - as evidenced by his continued attempts to date women.