Misused words that drive you crazy...

[SnikPlosskin]

Loose for Lose.

Know what I'm saying? (answer, "No I don't")

You feel me? (Answer: No thank you).

Such as. (spoken like a valley girl)

[nhlgopens]

Same difference...

[MEC5LADY]

I also like "Where you be? or Where you be at?

[snide]

Originally Posted by Jobaka

Non-verbs used as verbs.

Nouns used as adverbs.

[theriver]

Originally Posted by Kerrmudgeon

To be totally politically incorrect I call it "black tongue disease"

accurate

[Luetic]

people around here feel that bring and take are interchangeable, grrrrrrrrrrrrr


example: Can you bring me to the store?

no, but I can take you there!

[polarbear]

Originally Posted by LarsAtTheBeach

me: "headed down to the Keys for a little vacation"

they: "y'all gonna carry your boat down?"

loves me some good 'ole "southerneese"

In my biz, I speak redneck- literally. It's OK though- anything to make the customer comfortable.

[PortDawg]

Mox Nix....

[Yamma]

Instead of telling the kids at the center - 'she'll be right back', they instead say 'her'll be right back'.

I don't know if they are trying to sound 'cute' or they are really that illiterate.

I also took these pics a while back.....





The woman who used to have the job I now have, made these beauties. Oh, the joys of working in a podunk town......

[Bill]

Originally Posted by VatorMan

A Texican statement-I'm fixin' to go get it.

That really doesn't count. That's a colloquialism.

[NCC-1701]

Nothing worse than an illiterate person trying to talk like they are intelligent as they attempt to use words that they can't pronounce. Like athletes.

[Kerrmudgeon]

Originally Posted by NCC-1701

Nothing worse than an illiterate person trying to talk like they are intelligent as they attempt to use words that they can't pronounce. Like athletes.

You mean all those college graduate athletes?..

[Crowvet]

People who say "you know what I mean" after everything they say. Ya know what I mean?

[Chris Fowler]

Supposably...

[03SlowZ06]

What about "Mines". As in " don't worry I'm gonna get mines."

I like to respond with, "What kind? Gold or Silver? ".

[Flatbush Harry]

Back when I was in grad school, I dated a deeply religious woman...at least I assume she was deeply religious as she frequently called out to God, loudly and repeatedly, whenever we would indulge in intimacies.

We finally broke up when I realized I was an agnostic, and I became afraid she was an epileptic during her apparent religious zealotry. She was also as deranged as an outhouse rat, but that only added to my angst...it was not the deal breaker that her grinding her teeth became.



shatFlub yrHra

[jaxgator]

Originally Posted by Flatbush Harry

Back when I was in grad school, I dated a deeply religious woman...at least I assume she was deeply religious as she frequently called out to God, loudly and repeatedly, whenever we would indulge in intimacies.

We finally broke up when I realized I was an agnostic, and I became afraid she was an epileptic during her apparent religious zealotry. She was also as deranged as an outhouse rat, but that only added to my angst...it was not the deal breaker that her grinding her teeth became.



shatFlub yrHra

Awesome!

I have slowly matured into an agnostic myself.

[lspencer534]

Originally Posted by Flatbush Harry

Back when I was in grad school, I dated a deeply religious woman...at least I assume she was deeply religious as she frequently called out to God, loudly and repeatedly, whenever we would indulge in intimacies.

We finally broke up when I realized I was an agnostic, and I became afraid she was an epileptic during her apparent religious zealotry. She was also as deranged as an outhouse rat, but that only added to my angst...it was not the deal breaker that her grinding her teeth became.



shatFlub yrHra

I fail to see the problem with her, yrrrrrrrrrrrHrrrrrrrrrrra.