The confessional

[DaveK88]

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the
Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.

On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and
Waterford crystal glasses.

On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and
chocolates

Then the priest comes in. I say to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's
been
a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit
that
the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

He replies: " Get out, you moron, you're on my side. "