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Old 02-25-2021, 2:37pm   #1
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Since I moved, I've been to the local dump 3 times. They always ask "what you got", and the last time I went, I straight face told them just some drugs, guns and a couple of dead hookers. Is that a problem? Dude absolutely froze
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