1st; Anybody have a bread maker? & 2nd; How tall are you?

[Vandelay Industries]

Originally Posted by Raazor

Bread Maker: Yes

Height: 6'1"

Don't be stealin' my answers.

[A/E]

Breadmaker:
Cuisinart Noisy Cheap Azz Thing, Seems Helluva lot easier to just go to a Bakery and get a fresh artisan loaf than put up with that Machine groaning...

Height:
Average, taller than Tom Cruise, shorter than Lurch

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by NEED-A-VETTE

You can’t go wrong with Zojirushi.

I have their smaller bread maker. https://www.zojirushi.com/app/product/bbssc

I’m 5’2”

[Stevedore]

We've had this Zojirushi for 17 years & use it regularly. Also have one of their rice cookers, which gets used several times/week.

I'm 6'2", closer to 6'3" on a good day.

[04 commemorative]

No and 6 feet

[JetMechZ16]

Have bread maker don't use it.

5'11"

[snide]

Buncha short ****ers up in here.

[JetMechZ16]

Originally Posted by snide

Buncha short ****ers up in here.

Ya but flex will out lift you and I'll,,,,,,uh,, well,,, I'm not sure what I'll out do ya in yet.

[ThePirate]

No. 6'4" of chiseled granite.

[Mike Mercury]

Originally Posted by snide

Buncha short ****ers up in here.

[Knooger]

Originally Posted by snide

Buncha short ****ers up in here.

They're basically women, you can **** them and don't need to say, "no homo" afterward.

[JetMechZ16]

Originally Posted by Knooger

They're basically women, you can **** them and don't need to say, "no homo" afterward.

Come give a try big boy.

[Cybercowboy]

You can make really nice bread using the no-knead method. All you need is mixing bowl, a dutch oven with a metal lid handle (enamel or just cast iron), and an oven. Try this method (and use bottled water because the small amount of yeast you use in this method can be killed by chlorinated tap water) and then you can advance to other methods. I'd much rather you get a nice mixer with a dough hook than a bread machine that makes "meh" bread.

6'-5"

[Egnalf]

My breadmaker is Maier's , height 6'-1 1/8"

[Cybercowboy]

Originally Posted by Cool 50th AE

The non-bread maker process seems to take a lot of steps waiting numerous times for the dough to rise and lots of hand kneading.
A machine seems like a one step set it and forget it.

Here's the deal. A bread machine makes just OK bread. The crust isn't very interesting, the texture is usually rather boring, and it's perfectly fine in some ways but just boring is the way I'd characterize it.

Most bread making by hand involves kneading at some point. I use a machine for this - a Kitchenaid mixer with a dough hook. But as I pointed out, the no-knead recipes, which there are literally hundreds on the internet you can find, substitute time in place of kneading. Time can also develop the gluten. It takes about 24 hours total time to make no-knead bread. But that's like 23-1/2 hours doing absolutely nothing. And the time you're actually doing something, it's just basic things like flouring a surface, heating your oven and dutch oven, shaping a dough ball, transferring the dough to the dutch oven, and then taking the lid off part way through the baking time.

It's super easy and you almost assuredly have everything you need right now, at least give it a shot. Make the mixture on a Friday, bake the bread for Saturday lunch/dinner. Have sandwiches for lunch Sunday.

[Knooger]

Originally Posted by Cybercowboy

Make the mixture on a Friday, bake the bread for Saturday lunch/dinner. Have sandwiches for lunch Sunday.

Seems like good advice, but don't forget to have some fap sessions in there as well.

[higgyburners]

Originally Posted by Knooger

Seems like good advice, but don't forget to have some fap sessions in there as well.

So you are making Weiner Wraps.....

[kingpin]

No knead bread FTW.
I've been making baguettes for the most part lately.

14 ounces cool water
1/4 tsp instant yeast
1.5 tsp salt
1 tbsp olive oil
3.5 cups bread flour or AP.

Add water and yeast and stir.
Add salt and stir.
Add olive oil and stir.
Add flour and stir for one minute until shaggy with the handle of wooden spoon.


Search his vids he has everything.

No-Knead Italian Sesame Seed Bread… baked 4 ways (super easy… no machines) - YouTube

[The_Dude]

Originally Posted by kingpin

No knead bread FTW.
I've been making baguettes for the most part lately.

14 ounces cool water
1/4 tsp instant yeast
1.5 tsp salt
1 tbsp olive oil
3.5 cups bread flour or AP.

Add water and yeast and stir.
Add salt and stir.
Add olive oil and stir.
Add flour and stir for one minute until shaggy with the handle of wooden spoon.


Search his vids he has everything.
No-Knead Italian Sesame Seed Bread… baked 4 ways (super easy… no machines) - YouTube

Nice avatar

[Knooger]

Originally Posted by The_Dude

Nice avatar

That's basically a butthole. That's where poops come from. Yuck!