So the wife is moving in with me this weekend

[MrPeabody]

Originally Posted by Burnt C6

No I teally like most of the stuff I have and would like to keep it.

[dwjz06]

Good luck David. I hope it works out for her

[beadist]

Originally Posted by Burnt C6

She is a great woman and is willing to put up with my crap. Ask Liz or Windy Im the winner here. Oh and I get to buy and build sll the guns or cars I want.

Funny read Having met both of them, I predict that they will find a way to work out each situation and have a huge laugh together later. They're really cute together Plus they're both smart and have a similar, read "twisted", sense of humor. I think there will be more of this and this , than

[Mirroredshades]

You might ought to get her an apartment of her own a couple miles away so that she can escape when she needs to.

[Superstreet]

Originally Posted by Burnt C6

She is a great woman and is willing to put up with my crap. Ask Liz or Windy Im the winner here. Oh and I get to buy and build sll the guns or cars I want.

My wife and I have had David stay the weekend a few times and Gay came with him one time. There are both great people.

I think David keeps Gay slightly medicated to keep her around.

[jaxgator]

Originally Posted by Gilligan

and I don't have any idea WTF is with high heals on chicks either, just a accident/hurt waiting to happen.....

[WKMCD]

Originally Posted by Burnt C6

My kids give it 6 months. We are going from only seeing each other on weekends in a 1500 st home to living in a 950 sq ft Mid Rise apartment. This should be real fun.

The only problem I see is the apartment living. No basement to dig a hole in.

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by Mirroredshades

You might ought to get her an apartment of her own a couple miles away so that she can escape when she needs to.

How can he do that and afford the one for his mistress?

[Mirroredshades]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

How can he do that and afford the one for his mistress?

Time share ?

[Bill]

Originally Posted by Mirroredshades

Time share ?

"Oh, I thought I had the place this Sunday. Um, my bad. " [awkward silence]

[polarbear]

Originally Posted by Burnt C6

The wife is retiring on Friday and after being married for close to 5 years we are actually going to live together. I put together a list of things I probably should not say once she moves in
1. Who the hell loaded the dish washer?
2. Why is the damn toilet seat down?
3. I know damn good and well I has cash on the counter when I left for work this morning.
4. Hey honey you want to drive in the Galleria traffic?
5. What are you going to be wearing when I get home from work and what’s for dinner?
6. Did you do anything today besides play words with friends?
7. Sweetie I only have 10 gigs on my phone data plan can you please stay off the internet?
8. Why is the dirty clothes basket still full?
9. Swiffer duster can be your friend is you just try.
10. Honey the razor in the shower is mine.

Careful here. I actually retired about 15 years ago, and found the one thing I was a failure at. All's well that ends well, though. If it had've worked out, I wouldn't be doing (and loving) what I do now.