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Old 02-27-2021, 12:50pm   #21
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OMG! How can all these very desirable women not be married or in committed relationships?

That is a mouth begging for a hook.
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OMG! How can all these very desirable women not be married or in committed relationships?

"Mental Health Awareness"??? Sure cupcake.

The older you get, the fewer Mulligans life is willing to give you. In 15 years, all these Mensa members will be wondering why they can't make ends meet as professional bloggers or working in a vapor store.
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Shits on the sidewalk. Would not bang.
Apparently also rubs shit on her face. That's cool though because she's queer so some other "they/them" will lick it off.
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I'm not sure that you actually want to know, Steve
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What kind of complete ****ing loser pays money to see that beast naked?
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What kind of complete ****ing loser pays money to see that beast naked?

You'd be amazed.
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What kind of complete ****ing loser pays money to see that beast naked?
Show some respect! She's obviously a war veteran; she still has the shrapnel in her face from an IED to prove it.
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I don't want to know what that site is.
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You'd be amazed.
How much did she cost you?
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I have a lifetime gold membership to that site.








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Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. Don't tell the wife.....
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OK, so now you have my interest
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I have no idea what "tiger stripes" are, but given what I am seeing so far, I suspect I really don't want to know.
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I have no idea what "tiger stripes" are, but given what I am seeing so far, I suspect I really don't want to know.
A spin on stretch marks ?
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"Hubbs" Cuck.
"Thicccc" Disgusting fatbody.
"Tiger stripes" Stretch marks.
"Sweet baby basket" Gunt.

In other words; I'm married but my husband won't touch me because I'm a disgusting fatbody. He couldn't care less if a get a little side action because it'll get me out of the house and away from him. My hobbies include eating and reading. I'm a mom but my child would rather walk ten miles home from school than having me pick him up as his friends will throw cheeseburgers at me.
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Basically says she'll feck anything with a pulse, so OP may have a shot.
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"Hubbs" Cuck.
"Thicccc" Disgusting fatbody.
"Tiger stripes" Stretch marks.
"Sweet baby basket" Gunt.

In other words; I'm married but my husband won't touch me because I'm a disgusting fatbody. He couldn't care less if a get a little side action because it'll get me out of the house and away from him. My hobbies include eating and reading. I'm a mom but my child would rather walk ten miles home from school than having me pick him up as his friends will throw cheeseburgers at me.
Yep, you nailed it.
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"Hubbs" Cuck.
"Thicccc" Disgusting fatbody.
"Tiger stripes" Stretch marks.
"Sweet baby basket" Gunt.

In other words; I'm married but my husband won't touch me because I'm a disgusting fatbody. He couldn't care less if a get a little side action because it'll get me out of the house and away from him. My hobbies include eating and reading. I'm a mom but my child would rather walk ten miles home from school than having me pick him up as his friends will throw cheeseburgers at me.
So then, you're still in?
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A spin on stretch marks ?
Obviously, my suspicion was correct.
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