Going in for the big V tommorrow!!

[c6vetteinhouston]

really, nothing to it. However, you will feel somewhat of a very slight what seems like a low cramp in teh lower stomach area for a day or so, nothing you will not be able to handle, some slight brusing on the sack.....

[Truck Guy]

Originally Posted by Mike Mercury

I just got local numbing shots. My weiner became sooo relaxed that I was later able to rescue that rabbit out of the farmers old well.

Hmm...shallow well, huh?

[cmb396]

Originally Posted by C5Nate

They dont knock you out, its a local.


Apparently, I didn’t shave off enough, the very nice and gentle young nurse finished it off for me. Of course the obvious came up, I apologized. She said, “That’s OK, just makes it easier, I do several of these a week”.

And I WILL be out for this, didn't wanna smell my nutsack being soddered!! Hope it's a hot nurse!!

[Truck Guy]

Do what I did after the procedure was over.

My wife was sitting out in the waiting area at the Urologists office when I walked out of the back area she said, "Wow, that was fast!"

I answered back in the highest voice I could (sounded like Mickey Mouse ), "Hey, it doesn't take long to get neutered."

You should have seen the faces on all of the geriatrics that were sitting there waiting to see the pee-pee doctors

My wife was like...

[NEVRL8T]

BTW, be prepared. Your nutsack WILL swell. To about the size of an eggplant. It will be about the same color too.

[cmb396]

Well, it's done, I'm neutered. Laying on the couch now with an ice pack on my balls!!

I didn't go under like originally planned, I had a protein shake about 630 this morning, and they flipped out over it, procedure was scheduled for noon. So I had to wait around for an hour and half and then the doc did a local to perform the procedure. He did not give me enough, and it hurt like hell when he clamped one side, he had to give me more local anestesia 3 times.
No pain meds prescribed, but I have a Hydracodone script from this summer!

to doing nothing all weekend and watching some foosball!!

[PortDawg]

Originally Posted by dwjz06

Not a big deal. Just follow the no heavy lifting thing and like mentioned above a bag of frozen peas is your friend

Do this....Trust me...

[xXBUDXx]

Originally Posted by Blademaker

I thought you were under court order not to procreate.

That's why women run away from me!!!

[cmb396]

Yea, the no lifting thing blows, it's what I do for a living, not to mention I workout 4-5 days a week. Also have 1 year old and 4 yo sons, that both weigh over 20lbs. They said nothing over 20lbs for 2 weeks!!

[cmb396]

Originally Posted by xXBUDXx

That's why women run away from me!!!

Bart, shoulda seen this hot blonde working there, I thought for sure it would be my luck for her to prep me, but she did not...just happened to be a chic that went to my hs and was few years younger than me.

[Bill]

Originally Posted by cmb396

Well, it's done, I'm neutered. Laying on the couch now with an ice pack on my balls!!

I didn't go under like originally planned, I had a protein shake about 630 this morning, and they flipped out over it, procedure was scheduled for noon. So I had to wait around for an hour and half and then the doc did a local to perform the procedure. He did not give me enough, and it hurt like hell when he clamped one side, he had to give me more local anestesia 3 times.
No pain meds prescribed, but I have a Hydracodone script from this summer!

to doing nothing all weekend and watching some foosball!!

Why not enjoy another slice?

[kingpin]

Originally Posted by NEVRL8T

I had mine done five years ago. Take a sedative beforehand. Don't worry about the smoke and the burning flesh smell you will notice while it's going on. Enjoy the pain meds afterwords. The only thing I regret, is that my wife had to have a hysterectomy this past June. I had a vasectomy so my wife could quit taking the pills.

Yous guys gots mores balls thans I doos!

[Datawiz]

Diet Coke sterilized me long ago. At least I got one great kid before it happened. No slicing for me. Then again, my wife has already entered the next phase of her life.

[Truck Guy]

Remember, it's more fun to enlist the wife or S/O into helping obtain the two or three samples you need to bring in for the checkups.

Unless of course, you like Rosie Palm and her five sisters better?

[Jeff '79]

No lifting or jumping...I was hopping off a news truck the next day...BIG MISTAKE...The guys were literally busting my balls in the morning, but in the afternoon, they saw that I was seriously hurting, so I laid in the back of the truck, and the driver did all of the running for the rest of the day...That was 25 years ago.....GET TESTED !!!...Don't blow that off....Be sure it worked....Mine did and it's great.....Relax for a few days....

[cmb396]

Originally Posted by Jeff '79

No lifting or jumping...I was hopping off a news truck the next day...BIG MISTAKE...The guys were literally busting my balls in the morning, but in the afternoon, they saw that I was seriously hurting, so I laid in the back of the truck, and the driver did all of the running for the rest of the day...That was 25 years ago.....GET TESTED !!!...Don't blow that off....Be sure it worked....Mine did and it's great.....Relax for a few days....

The heaviest things I will be lifting tommorrow will only weigh 12oz!!

[nhlgopens]

I agree about getting tested when the Dr. says... mine was 30 and then 60 days out. Both clear. My Dr. had it in the paperwork that if you didn't do the after surgery testing, you would be billed for $250 each that you missed - and insurance doesn't cover that.