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Old 11-13-2023, 11:09am   #1
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Default MOST SERIOUS ISSUE, wifey says I need to shower on weekends
I have never discussed the wifey's hygiene with her, and expect the same in return.

IMO, most guys enjoy weekends, time with the dogs and cars, time on the couch watching sports, binging on Street Outlaws when the games end.

It is VERY common after my Thursday evening shower not to do so again until Monday morning, but apparently the wifey has recently taken issue.

I believe it is an overreach, an overreaction and a power play, as both doggies have never brought it to my attention.
I think by Sunday night I may be a little fragrant, but definitely not putrid.

Need to know who in here has my back on this,,,
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When your wife says to wash your stinky ass, you listen to her.
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Unless I'm working on some project or going to dinner, my last shower is Friday morning for work and my next is Monday morning for work.

I don't even give a care.
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Unless I'm working on some project or going to dinner, my last shower is Friday morning for work and my next is Monday morning for work.

I don't even give a care.
Bam!!
I view giving in to showering is like surrending your man card!!

If I have to go to a wedding or funeral, I will definitely do a quick sink wash and use a little deoderant.
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When your wife says to wash your stinky ass, you listen to her.
Damn, she has man hands, bet she can crush a coconut between them,,,
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Bam!!
I view giving in to showering is like surrending your man card!!

If I have to go to a wedding or funeral, I will definitely do a quick sink wash and use a little deoderant.
Please tell me this is some joke or parody thread
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I shower twice a day...everyday....
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Damn, she has man hands, bet she can crush a coconut between them,,,
Looks like “she” could palm a basketball. Also looks like “she” may have a well developed adam’s apple.
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Looks like “she” could palm a basketball. Also looks like “she” may have a well developed adam’s apple.
One of the 81M, probably resides in columbus oh.
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Please tell me this is some joke or parody thread
I can meet you for lunch later this week so you can decide in person,,,
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I shower twice a day...everyday....
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No, but the hairs on them does
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^^^ Damn straight, I am only concerned when I offend myself!!
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Tell her "I put up with your stink, you can put up with mine".

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Be a good husband and do exactly what she asks.
Shower only on the weekends.
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Unless I'm working on some project or going to dinner, my last shower is Friday morning for work and my next is Monday morning for work.

I don't even give a care.
Might that be a factor in why you're no longer married?
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