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Old 05-21-2015, 3:33pm   #1
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Old 05-21-2015, 3:57pm   #2
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"Can I get change for that twenty?"

"Ha ha! The knife is fake!"

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dishwasher is done running, i'll wait while you empty it.

can you turn sports center back on?

yes, i can break $100 bill.
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"This has never happened to me before."

"OK, next time I get to be Mistress Kelly."

"Seriously, it hurts when you step directly on my scrotum with your high heels. Just use the toe part next time."

"Wow, I didn't know you had one of those."
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Old 05-21-2015, 4:39pm   #7
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What'ya mean that was the wrong hole?
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Old 05-21-2015, 4:59pm   #12
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I know a guy that hooked up with some gal on one of the match sites.

According to him; he told her that the sex was so bad that she owed him gas money.
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My girl used to blow softly in my ear until I got the leak fixed.
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"Can I get change for that twenty?"


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You feck better than your sister
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Your cab should be here in a few minutes.
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Clean up the mess, will you........
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