Don't put your weenie in the pickle slicer

[DAB]

https://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/...yee-board-says

really?

McDonald’s announced the ouster of CEO Steve Easterbook Sunday over an inappropriate relationship with an employee.

The company’s board determined that Easterbrook “violated company policy and demonstrated poor judgment involving a recent consensual relationship with an employee,” it announced.

McDonald’s named Chris Kempczinski, the McDonald’s USA president, as its new president and CEO. He was also elected to the board of directors.

“I’m thrilled to be leading this incredible company,” Kempczinksi said in a press release. “Working alongside our talented team, our board, our franchisees and supplies, I am committed to upholding our rich heritage of serving our customers and driving value for our shareholders and other stakeholders.”

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guess making burgers isn't satisfying enough.

[Black94lt1]

Dang that’s quite the dumb move on his part

[JRD77VET]

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."

[DAB]

Originally Posted by JRD77VET

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."

and now you know, the rest, of the story. good day.

[Mike Mercury]

How lame does a mans life have to be... to where his only chance at a hook-up is with a coworker ?

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by Mike Mercury

How lame does a mans life have to be... to where his only chance at a hook-up is with a coworker ?

About as lame as mine.

[VITE1]

Originally Posted by Mike Mercury

How lame does a mans life have to be... to where his only chance at a hook-up is with a coworker ?

He's single and rich. Attractive women go out of their way to get their attention.

[Mike Mercury]

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by Mike Mercury

How lame does a mans life have to be... to where his only chance at a hook-up is with a coworker ?

This is why you never fish off the company pier.