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Ironing...we have it [Polished]
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Where and the hell is this thread going? Will battery powered appliances be introduced?
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Chief Meat Gazer
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I still remember my grandfathers last words...
"Are you still holding the ladder?" --------------------------------------------------------------- I was digging in my yard and found a box with gold coins in it. I thought, "I should tell my wife". Then I remembered why I was digging in the yard... -------------------------------------------------------- Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" John says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really!? Like a newborn baby!?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pooped my pants." ------------------------------------------------------------------ One day, a Mormon and an Irishman are on an airplane together. The Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice." |
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