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Old 02-18-2020, 12:02pm   #1
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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
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He should take a picture after a poop knifing and send it to her.
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My wife read it, and sighed....I have heard that before......
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