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Old 12-03-2014, 9:05pm   #1
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A buddy and I got to talking about when we used to sing carols over the intercom to the inmates. Everyone (not locked up) enjoyed the hell out of them.
Now days, we can't even spread Christmas cheer. Sucks balls man.

"I'll be home for christmas
you'll be stuck in here
I'll be gettin some head from your mom
your cellie will be slammin your rear"

"Oh the weather outside is frightful
but my cell is so delightful
and whitey won't let me go
no prole, no parole, no parole"

"Oh you better not pout
you better not cry
you better watch out
i'm telling you why
Santa homo is coming
for your ass"

They just don't write em like they used to.
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A buddy and I got to talking about when we used to sing carols over the intercom to the inmates. Everyone (not locked up) enjoyed the hell out of them.
Now days, we can't even spread Christmas cheer. Sucks balls man.

"I'll be home for christmas
you'll be stuck in here
I'll be gettin some head from your mom
your cellie will be slammin your rear"

"Oh the weather outside is frightful
but my cell is so delightful
and whitey won't let me go
no prole, no parole, no parole"

"Oh you better not pout
you better not cry
you better watch out
i'm telling you why
Santa homo is coming
for your ass"

They just don't write em like they used to.
Trying to imagine Bing crooning these lyrics.
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Trying to imagine Bing crooning these lyrics.
Always made for some jolly times.
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Cell mate. I thinks you missed the prison part BB.
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Cell mate. I thinks you missed the prison part BB.
Ah, got it. so much for my street cred.
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[xxxBUDxxx] Hey BB, wanna be cellies? [xxxBUDxxx]
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A buddy and I got to talking about when we used to sing carols over the intercom to the inmates. Everyone (not locked up) enjoyed the hell out of them.
Now days, we can't even spread Christmas cheer. Sucks balls man.
I wonder how much "singing" you'd be doing if you suddenly weren't protected by bars, locks & keys.

Now, THAT would be funny...
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I wonder how much "singing" you'd be doing if you suddenly weren't protected by bars, locks & keys.

Now, THAT would be funny...
It's been tried before
I'm still here singing.
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"no parole, no parole, no parole"
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