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02-18-2010, 2:56am | #1 | ||||||
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Deathbed Honesty!!!
A man is lying on his deathbed. His wife sits at his bedside holding his hand and praying silently. He looks up and says weakly, "There's something I must confess, my dear."
"There's no need to," she replies. "No," he insists, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother." "I know," she replies. "Now just be still and let the poison work." |
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02-18-2010, 5:25am | #2 | ||||||
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Jaw droppin' funny |
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02-18-2010, 7:23am | #3 | ||||||
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'98 Pewter coupe. A little of this and a little of that..... |
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Zing!
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had it coming
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02-18-2010, 9:14am | #6 | ||||||
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worse than that would have been "I know you did....the kids aren't yours.take that with you."
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