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Old 02-16-2011, 5:17pm   #101
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Here you go, Doug.

You seem to be the only one drinking these, so I'll just leave them right here. They're just about to hit the expiration date, so no charge on these.

ahhh.....mmmm.....oops, spilled a little. i'll have my staff clean up that mess.
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Nice glass. The contents, not so much.



You fooled me there for a second.


I thought I served you Kerrmudgeon's drink.
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Old 02-16-2011, 5:18pm   #103
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I'm guessing right into your glass too

it's a miracle, he turned booze into air!!!!
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Nope. Just haven't gotten any lately.

Oh, well. Par for my life.
I know I hit ya with some. cause I'm on lock out again
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I'm guessing right into your glass too

You're one smart cookie.

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Old 02-16-2011, 5:19pm   #106
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And here YOU go, sir.


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Oh, well. Par for my life.
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You're one smart cookie.

But I can't type to save my soul
Just ask Carl!!
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Old 02-16-2011, 5:20pm   #108
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Didn't see that one.
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ahhh.....mmmm.....oops, spilled a little. i'll have my staff clean up that mess.
That's ok... I'll have our intern get that right away.



CARL!!
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Old 02-16-2011, 5:22pm   #111
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Old 02-16-2011, 5:24pm   #112
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Put your money away, Neigh-bor.

This round's on the house. You can get the next one.


Thanks Nabor. I hope we were not to loud last night
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Old 02-16-2011, 5:27pm   #113
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i need about 140 more posts, trying to get my bank roll back to where it was a few days ago....

whew, that's 1
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Old 02-16-2011, 5:27pm   #114
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Nah... you're good.
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Old 02-16-2011, 5:28pm   #115
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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said :

"Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old
man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have
to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and
has a rather strong sex drive.."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well.... You started it.
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Old 02-16-2011, 5:29pm   #116
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Yes... but I have a feeling you really mean it.

Kelly!


What're you drinking?
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Old 02-16-2011, 5:32pm   #117
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Have you started working at your new job yet?
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The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

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Old 02-16-2011, 5:34pm   #119
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Yes... but I have a feeling you really mean it.

Kelly!


What're you drinking?
Big Red Soda.
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Old 02-16-2011, 5:35pm   #120
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I dunno...? If I saw one of those with dark spots and cracks like that....I'd run the other way....
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