So, somebody at work thinks I have been deported

[DJ_Critterus]

Yep, you read that right. Just got a hysterical call from the guy who took over the lead tech support job I had at the campus I was on until last year ( he was my boss when I first started working for the college). I guess one lady who I haven't seen in years since I left the first campus where we worked for the college asked my co-worker how I was doing and where I was.

Looks like he told her a few weeks ago that I was deported to Stockholm for being part of a right wing Swedish extremist militia called the I. K. E. A.

Funny thing is, to my knowledge, she hasn't called bullshit on it yet.

[RMVette]

[Rikki Z-06]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Yep, you read that right. Just got a hysterical call from the guy who took over the lead tech support job I had at the campus I was on until last year ( he was my boss when I first started working for the college). I guess one lady who I haven't seen in years since I left the first campus where we worked for the college asked my co-worker how I was doing and where I was.

Looks like he told her a few weeks ago that I was deported to Stockholm for being part of a right wing Swedish extremist militia called the I. K. E. A.

Funny thing is, to my knowledge, she hasn't called bullshit on it yet.

Knowing you I wouldn't either

[Rodnok1]

I worked with a guy who was the straight man in our comedy duo.. He told people i had some incurable disease once. Spinal something he made up. Flowers on desk for a week, nobody woukd believe me.
He was following me on the floor on day(raised computer area with removal floor tiles and noisey) when he threw himself down most loudly, took his glasses off on the way down and started crying.. Don't hit me again I promise not to do it again. I spun around stuck a finger in his face on the floor and tokd him next time I break bones and left. He was actually crying laughing so hard then. Ten people came running over picking him up asking if needed medical attention, he acted like face hurt where I "hit him" even. He had everyone believing it. He came and found me after a bit and started dieing laughing... I may have caught shit from some people in charge... Until they realized who I supposedly hit. I was asked not to go along with his gags anymore as it upset people. I got called a dick for months... When I see him to this day he puts arms up and says don't hit me I'll be good.

[DAB]

bring back some chocolate!

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Rodnok1

I worked with a guy who was the straight man in our comedy duo.. He told people i had some incurable disease once. Spinal something he made up. Flowers on desk for a week, nobody woukd believe me.
He was following me on the floor on day(raised computer area with removal floor tiles and noisey) when he threw himself down most loudly, took his glasses off on the way down and started crying.. Don't hit me again I promise not to do it again. I spun around stuck a finger in his face on the floor and tokd him next time I break bones and left. He was actually crying laughing so hard then. Ten people came running over picking him up asking if needed medical attention, he acted like face hurt where I "hit him" even. He had everyone believing it. He came and found me after a bit and started dieing laughing... I may have caught shit from some people in charge... Until they realized who I supposedly hit. I was asked not to go along with his gags anymore as it upset people. I got called a dick for months... When I see him to this day he puts arms up and says don't hit me I'll be good.

Umm... So, you are gay, just as we suspected?

[gs568]

Do you get discounts on ikea stuff??

[JetMechZ16]

Originally Posted by gs568

Do you get discounts on ikea stuff??

Why would anyone want a discount on Ikea stuff? Actually, why would anyone want Ikea stuff?

[RMVette]

Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

Why would anyone want a discount on Ikea stuff? Actually, why would anyone want Ikea stuff?

Truth!

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by gs568

Do you get discounts on ikea stuff??

Nah, we're not that good of a militia.

[gs568]

Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

Why would anyone want a discount on Ikea stuff? Actually, why would anyone want Ikea stuff?

Lol. Some of their stuff is like Harbor Frieght. No need to spend the extra money when the quality isn’t that important.

[Datawiz]

At least being Ikea, maybe you can break down the joke in bite-sized pieces for her.

[Mick]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Yep, you read that right. Just got a hysterical call from the guy who took over the lead tech support job I had at the campus I was on until last year ( he was my boss when I first started working for the college). I guess one lady who I haven't seen in years since I left the first campus where we worked for the college asked my co-worker how I was doing and where I was.

Looks like he told her a few weeks ago that I was deported to Stockholm for being part of a right wing Swedish extremist militia called the I. K. E. A.

Funny thing is, to my knowledge, she hasn't called bullshit on it yet.

Really? The Swedish military teaming up with the Italians? I guess it is marginally more scary than the Canadian military teaming up with the French, but I'm not sure I'll lose any sleep over it tonight.

[Chemtrails99]

Originally Posted by Rodnok1

I worked with a guy who was the straight man in our comedy duo.. He told people i had some incurable disease once. Spinal something he made up. Flowers on desk for a week, nobody woukd believe me.
He was following me on the floor on day(raised computer area with removal floor tiles and noisey) when he threw himself down most loudly, took his glasses off on the way down and started crying.. Don't hit me again I promise not to do it again. I spun around stuck a finger in his face on the floor and tokd him next time I break bones and left. He was actually crying laughing so hard then. Ten people came running over picking him up asking if needed medical attention, he acted like face hurt where I "hit him" even. He had everyone believing it. He came and found me after a bit and started dieing laughing... I may have caught shit from some people in charge... Until they realized who I supposedly hit. I was asked not to go along with his gags anymore as it upset people. I got called a dick for months... When I see him to this day he puts arms up and says don't hit me I'll be good.

Years ago a friend's father transferred from Florida to NorCal to work for AT & T. First day the company clown sees him, asks if he's the new guy and tries to shock him by saying, "Hey, you're pretty cute, wanna rub d*ck heads together?".

Without missing a beat, my friend answered deadpan, "Sure, that sounds great. Should we meet in the parking lot after work?". The guy about crapped himself and left quick. Every time he saw him, he would wave like crazy, yell his name and say "HEEYYY!", the guy was ducking and running after a couple of days. After playing him for a couple of weeks he cornered the guy and asked him how he liked being out-clowned. They ended up becoming great friends. To hear the other guy tell the story, with all his fear and hiding was always a laugh.

[Vandelay Industries]

Whert Der Ferk?!

[Rodnok1]

Guy i worked for was always fukin with us, if can't have fun at work why work he said. Soooo....
Somebody found a didlo(i didn't ask from where) so we put in his top desk drawer... Well low and behold he did something he literally never did... Bring his 8 yr old daughter to work and guess what she found. He told her it was for working on leather and wisked it away.. LOL.
Boy did he make us pay for that one in spades.
Since he was terrified of snakes I'd bring baby black snakes into his office watch him scream like his daughter and run away. It was all good, he was close friend and he always got even. He froze my boots in bucket of water once. Fukr took them home and did it even. Had them out of bucket waiting 5am Monday morning.

[JetMechZ16]

What do we need to do to make this deportation thing a reality?

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

What do we need to do to make this deportation thing a reality?

I'll need a few million dollars and unlimited access to the Swedish Bikini Team

[JetMechZ16]

I asked for volunteers, this is the only one that showed up. Your flight leaves in an hour enjoy your free access.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

I asked for volunteers, this is the only one that showed up. Your flight leaves in an hour enjoy your free access.

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that is unacceptable. Snide will take that, though."