A Chuckle For Y'all

[Frizlefrak]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

If my paternal grand pappy was still around he'd fix you up with some hillbilly 'shine that would take your breath away.

And my mom's mom made homemade beer, while her dad was a bartender.

All that and I don't drink a drop

Speaking of 'Shine, I'm surprised the Road Pirate hasn't chimed in on this one....Maybe someone needs to utter the word "possum" before a thread pops up on his radar....

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Like 'Simon Says'..

'Possum Says...' or a string of word filters?

Possum, Skeeter, Cooter pie...
Nabbit, Gubmint, Old Shoe Fly..

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84

Like 'Simon Says'..

'Possum Says...' or a string of word filters?

Possum, Skeeter, Cooter pie...
Nabbit, Gubmint, Old Shoe Fly..

Maybe "doughnuts" and "ticket quotas" will help.

Or PT Cruisers and Miatas.

Or lost man card.

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

Speaking of 'Shine, I'm surprised the Road Pirate hasn't chimed in on this one....Maybe someone needs to utter the word "possum" before a thread pops up on his radar....

[five-oh]

I was busy with range instructor duties and haven't had time to respond..
I don't know who to target first. Speaking of lost man cards and Miata's....I am going to look at a miata tonight for a commuter ...please don't revoke my card. I'm keeping the vette.....

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by five-oh

I am going to look at a miata tonight for a commuter ...please don't revoke my card. I'm keeping the vette.....

That's like saying you can't decide being a top or a bottom. I think you made the rainbow connection...

[WW7]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

That's like saying you can't decide being a top or a bottom. I think you made the rainbow connection...

Duke, I hope for your sake you never have to travel anywhere near Arkansas.. Have you seen the movie "Deliverance"...Ouch......WW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...BmSBBuM#t=141s

[DukeAllen]

My Dad (Who grew up in the mountains) thought that the squeal like a pig scene was the funniest thing he ever saw

[DukeAllen]

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane. The next day, he called home to his father to tell him the news.

"So, did you jump?" the father asked.

"Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!"

"Is that when you jumped?" asked the father.

"Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the door."

"Did you jump then?" asked the father.

"I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told be to get off the plane or he'd kick my butt."

"So, did you jump?"

"Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds. He said to me, `Boy, are you gonna jump or not?' I said, `No, sir. I'm too scared.' So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took his penis out. I swear, it was about ten inches long and as big around as a baseball bat! He said, `Boy, either you jump out that door, or I'm sticking this little baby up your ass.'"

"So, did you jump?" asked the father.

"Well, a little, at first."