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Old 05-30-2019, 4:38pm   #1
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Default Boobs at the Subaru dealership

because i love Mrs. DAB, i took her 2002 subaru in for an oil change today. appointment at 11:30am. arrive a few min early, get checked in, go wait.

and wait.

and wait.

after about 1:15, the service advisor comes to me and tells me that the head gasket is leaking. hmmmm....i've seen no oil on our clean garage floor. well, sir, it's a very small leak, repair would be $2800. not today son.

they are almost done with the oil change, tire rotation, and safety checklist, and then a car wash. a few more minutes.

at this point, i'm joined in the waiting area by a couple and their little girl. and what appears to be an ATV for the little brat. he's a scruffy looking guy, maybe 35ish, she has green hair, maybe 32-34, and the little tyke is running around, complaining that she wants to put her shoes on (she was wearing sandals).

dad disappears down the hallway, leaving mom and brat. little brat is still fussing. mom asks, do you want a hug. no. how about some milk?

i look around, i don't see any bottle of milk anywhere, and she's not making a move toward the ATV full of crap.

mom changes seats, from sitting across from me, to sitting so her right side is towards me, seated right next to the door leading to the garage. great choice.

mom then starts digging into her shirt, pulls out her left boob, scoops up the brat, gets her settled in nice and comfy, and off they go. kid is quiet, and mom's rather well endowed boob is hanging out enjoying the fluorescent lighting for a bit.

oh look, my car is done, i gotta go.

the kid wasn't hungry, but that's how mom keeps the kid quiet. guess just saying NO, and telling her to play quietly is not an option while they are getting their car worked on.

couldn't they stay home and not stress out the fussy kid?

a lot of boobs at the subaru place today.

about 8 years ago, we took this same car in for an oil change, and they said the head gasket was leaking. we didn't do anything to it, and 8 years later, it's still running just fine.

too many boobs today.
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Old 05-30-2019, 4:44pm   #2
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So, you have an issue with boobs. Got it.

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Without pics, it didn't happen.
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Without pics, it didn't happen.
yeah.....pretty sure you wouldn't thank me.
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yeah.....pretty sure you wouldn't thank me.
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Old 05-30-2019, 5:43pm   #6
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Women have been using that method to keep me quiet for over 60 years.
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Women have been using that method to keep me quiet for over 60 years.
Over 70 years here.
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I love boobies.
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Works for me.
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I clicked on this thread because I thought I would see something like this.

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I clicked on this thread because I thought I would see something like this.

Ain't gonna find none of those at the Subaru dealer.

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Ain't gonna find none of those at the Subaru dealer.

Think more earthy...
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My wife claims I only married her because of her bra size. She’s right. Boobs always have been and continue to be my kryptonite.
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Wife sez, 'That's you with the bald head'.......
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Pressure wash the engine bay every once in a while, particularly before you have it serviced. That will give you an opportunity to catch leaks, and in the case of this extremely minor leak, it will keep the dealer from harassing you about it if you aren't worried about it.
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I am a rare breed in that I think that breast feeding sold be done privately and not on public display.
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I'd like to have a "boobs at the Chevy dealer" story today.
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I'd like to have a "boobs at the Chevy dealer" story today.
Well, you're there, aren't you?
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So, you have an issue with leaking boobs. Got it.

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