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Old 04-29-2019, 3:01pm   #1
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If there is any organ on your body that you could improve upon at no charge, what would you choose?


For me having hearing that seems to be getting worse and worse every year, and has become an absolute pain in the ass when watching a movie, there is no doubt I would opt for a larger penis.
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My vision. I wear glasses now and my vision is not that bad for my age, but in my younger years I had really excellent vision and exceptional color vision. Everything else is still working well. I really can't believe my hearing is as good as it is, because I really abused the hell out of it with rock concerts, headphones and drag racing. I was the guy that yelled "Turn it up!" when the band walked on stage before they even picked up their instruments.
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PAIN wise, a new skeleton.......SEX wise, a larger dick.....Mind wise, a new brain, tummy wise, a new gut set......
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My joke telling skills must really suck.
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My joke telling skills must really suck.
Well, you at least got one other guy to wish he had a bigger dick.
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My vision, it's pretty bad.
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Old 04-29-2019, 6:07pm   #7
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My buddy came over and asked why I was talking in a whisper. I said it was because I think the NSA is listening to everything I say. He laughed, I laughed, Alexa laughed...
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Gene, I'm pretty sure he said "one" thing. You just went from the car needing a fender to a frame off restoration!!
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having hearing that seems to be getting worse and worse every year, and has become an absolute pain in the ass when watching a movie
That's easy; turn on Closed Captioning. Even at theaters... they have this available.

I remove my hearing aids as soon as i get home from work; don't put them back in until the morning to go to work.

All our televisions have CC enabled; including our home theater system.
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Gene, I'm pretty sure he said "one" thing. You just went from the car needing a fender to a frame off restoration!!
Just go with it, life is a lot easier that way
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I remove my hearing aids as soon as i get home from work; don't put them back in until the morning to go to work.
Yeah, it makes married life more palatable.
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Old 04-30-2019, 7:37am   #13
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I would opt for a larger penis.
reminds me of the punch line of a joke about an elderly couple looking into co$tly corrective sex surgery. The husband calls the doctors office a day before the scheduled surgery and says:

"we've decided to remodel the kitchen instead"
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For me having hearing that seems to be getting worse and worse every year, and has become an absolute pain in the ass when watching a movie, there is no doubt I would opt for a larger penis.
You went from ears to dick? Better vision for me. You get what you get in the junk department.
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Old 04-30-2019, 1:04pm   #15
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How about 2 dicks? One for each hole.
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