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Old 02-10-2016, 1:09pm   #1
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'World first' home sperm testing kit will measure count AND the quality of semen samples - Mirror Online

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A 'world first' men’s home sperm test kit which measures quality as well as count has been launched in the UK.

For many men, having to attend a fertility clinic produce a semen sample on the spot can be embarrassing.

As as a result, some choose to buy home test kits.

Until now, these self tests have only indicated the sperm count - ignoring the importance of sperm quality, which could mean that some men are falsely reassured.

But IVF experts from Motility Count, Denmark, have developed a simple and reliable, home test kit called SwimCount that not only indicates the sperm count but also shows whether these sperm are good swimmers.

This has now been taken on in the UK by JRBiomedical Ltd, based in Llandudno Junction, North Wales.

Dr John Rees, managing director, told the Daily Post: “In November 2014 I became aware that there was a Danish biotech working on a new type of male fertility home test that would be complete in 2015.

“It is rare to come across truly innovative products in this sector so I contacted them and visited their company in Copenhagen last year.

“Following registration of the product as a medical device we were then appointed by the Danes to launch SwimCount in the UK.

“The product will initially be available direct from us in North Wales through our website - the technology is quite new and the website allows us to provide help and advice to help use the test and interpret the results with confidence.

“SwimCount will be rolled out through pharmacies this year.

“The key benefit of SwimCount compared to other tests is that it provides a measure of motile sperm (good swimmers) rather than just a sperm count which can overestimate a man’s fertility and provide a false sense of reassurance that all is OK.”
they should do a combo package with some quality fapping material.
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mine is fine quality it appears
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100,000 sperm...and you were the fastest???
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100,000 sperm...and you were the fastest???
most aggressive. beat the others into submission. distract others with looking at the scenery or collecting trinkets along the way. whatever it takes.
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100,000 sperm...and you were the fastest???
Especially considering the distance from the chin to the target area.
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Apparently mine can swim. We got it the first try both times.

Good thing my wife makes nice looking kids.
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Old 02-10-2016, 5:33pm   #7
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most aggressive. beat the others into submission. distract others with looking at the scenery or collecting trinkets along the way. whatever it takes.
Maybe humming show tunes???
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