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Old 06-03-2014, 5:48pm   #1
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Default This is some damn good pizza...

New place in town says it has the best pizza you're ever tasted, or it's free. I walked in to see a guy in a wheelchair sliding into a booth. I sat in the booth facing him. He ordered, and his pizza arrived well before mine. I could tell from the way he looked at the pizza and his smelling it that he wasn't impressed.

I have never been so wrong in my life. He took a bite, and his face instantly turned to joyous glee. He laughed...he cried...like he was remembering the best times in his life. After he finished wiping away the last delicious remaining crumbs from his mouth, he walked out. WALKED OUT.

It could've happened....
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I guess it can happen. A friend owns a small cafe, and told me that someone had been in to eat, and when they finished, they left their walker behind. Must have been some good food!
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Praise The Lord!!!
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Old 06-03-2014, 5:57pm   #4
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Remember, those lard asses at the grocery store have to walk in to use the electric scooter shopping cart doohickey...

So theoretically they can move under their own power.
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Praise The Pizza!!!
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Old 06-03-2014, 7:08pm   #6
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Obama opened a pizza shop?
Barack
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Old 06-03-2014, 7:33pm   #7
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You missed your calling of being a writer...
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What kind of pizza?
Good pizza could do that
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less you live in the 95 corridor between NYC and Philly you don't have good pizza.
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Old 06-03-2014, 9:06pm   #10
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He was probably just sauced.
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Old 06-03-2014, 10:47pm   #11
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You owe me a new keyboard. I just spewed scotch on mine
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