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Old 08-21-2019, 09:11pm   #1
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Default I LOVE telemarketers!!!

Especially when they get pissed off. Got a call from one today and this was the way the call went

I am gonna be hunted down by this guy.

Telemarketer: we can wipe out your tax debt and save you money (I have no tax debt). Please hold the line for the next representative................

Telemarketer : Hello this is Randy. I understand you would like to eliminate your tax debt.

Me: RANDY!!! How are the kids?

R: Um, I dont have any kids

T: oh man I am sorry. I know y’all have been trying lately. Oh well.
So how is your husband?

R: My husband? DO I SOUND LIKE A GIRL TO YOU MF’er?!?!

T: Well to be honest your voice does sound a little more on the tenor side than it used to. Guess the hormone therapy is starting to work.

R: Listen man I don’t have a husband!

T: Ya know we all warned you two about that sex change crap and tried to convince you that you still wouldn’t be able to get pregnant. BUT YOU WOULDNT LISTEN!

R: ...........If I ever catch you........

T: Kinda hard to do that in your heels isn’t it?

Randy hung up. If I meet a guy wearing high heels named Randy , I just want all of you to know I never meant anyone any harm............well except for Randy
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Ah, scammers, gotta love 'em. I got called this morning by "Medicare." I asked the nice Indian lady about her grooming habits in her lower regions and asked how she'd like taking......well let's leave that to the imagination.

I don't know why she hung up on me. I mean, hey, you called me, let's talk, OK? I also like to tell them I'm not talking to a dalit, put me on the phone with someone worthy of talking to.
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Got an email from the club prez yesterday, in part......

names x'd out to protect the innocent, was just with him at breakfast.

"Are You Free At The Moment

Regard"


xxxx (club prez)

replied, me: "Yes, home now, come on over, I have something for you, see you then."

It's reply: Hi, I am so tied up right now, Can you purchase Google play gift card 5 pieces - $100 each? I would reimburse you when am through, Let me know how you would want the payment back, either by check or cash, also i would have prefer to call you but can't receive or call at the moment with my line, i would like you to help me with it ASAP.

Regard

xxxx (club prez)


replied, me: "Sure, you bet, give me a call, we'll discuss."


Silencio................


Happened once before, same thing, sent to all the officers in the club, which were on the club website. Since there was no link connected I thought I'd have a little fun. Will be removing email addresses from site.

What gets me, this asshole can use one of our email addresses to send a message. The IP address from where it originated was out of Shitcago.
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that's one of the newer scams.

you get a email or text from someone you know, but it's not from them, asking you to spend money on something, with the promise of repayment later.

they then ask for the gift card numbers and PINS, and your money is gone.

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Got an email from the club prez yesterday, in part......

names x'd out to protect the innocent, was just with him at breakfast.

"Are You Free At The Moment

Regard"


xxxx (club prez)

replied, me: "Yes, home now, come on over, I have something for you, see you then."

It's reply: Hi, I am so tied up right now, Can you purchase Google play gift card 5 pieces - $100 each? I would reimburse you when am through, Let me know how you would want the payment back, either by check or cash, also i would have prefer to call you but can't receive or call at the moment with my line, i would like you to help me with it ASAP.

Regard

xxxx (club prez)


replied, me: "Sure, you bet, give me a call, we'll discuss."


Silencio................


Happened once before, same thing, sent to all the officers in the club, which were on the club website. Since there was no link connected I thought I'd have a little fun. Will be removing email addresses from site.

What gets me, this asshole can use one of our email addresses to send a message. The IP address from where it originated was out of Shitcago.
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Wait........what........that email was not real ?
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