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Old 07-25-2018, 9:22pm   #1
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Default Jebus Christmas on a Cracker - I'm home from surgery
Holy shit. They told me this would be "just an outpatient procedure" - they lied again. I got a big 'ol mesh patch (please no horror stories) via lapro and I'm hammered. I can't sit up and can barely walk.

I also have a damn balloon cath and a ****ing piss bag for the next 10 days. That WAS NOT in the brochure. I guess my urethra was scarred up to a pin hole from a previous bout with a jagged kidney stone they removed 30 years ago. The scar just built up over the years.

Apparently much of my 24/7 pain might have been my bladder not emptying fully. The cath should open that up but holy shit WTF.

I'm also whacked out on drugs so I have that going for me.

Hoping to be back on my feet by Monday and be ready to hit the show by August 10.

Wow this sucks. Rough two weeks. But maybe progress! We shall see.
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Old 07-25-2018, 9:58pm   #6
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All the best to you, Harvey.

I wore one of those bags for a few weeks during a kidney stone adventure ~20 years ago. Ureter was blocked with the stone, and the 1st round of ultrasound blasting did nothing, so I needed the bag mod until the next round of ultrasound. The tube was in my back though, & no real discomfort. Annoying, but I got used to it pretty quickly.

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Take care Bubba, best of luck, knock 'em dead......
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Day two. I think the worst thing is this tube up my dick hole. It doesn't hurt too much but super uncomfortable and a hassle. I can't see having it 10 days.

Probably be another day on my back. (that's what she said)
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You are not misspelling enough words to be really stoned. Double up and have some Bourbon! Just remember though, I'm an aircraft mechanic, not a Doctor, so heed my advice with caution!
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Hope you heal fast Fred
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Glad to hear you're home. Get well soon Buford.
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